Christian Horner

[imhappytoday98]

Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

Soap Enhanced Nob?

Fair point 😆🤢

I don't know the answer to that,not something I'd considered til now 🤔

Team Red Bell End

Team Red Pull

Hello!

@WouldURatherWinkieOrFinger 😂 welcome!

@snazzysauge's picture helps to demonstrate that after a wank, cum is going to be on the palm side of the finger, not the top side with the nail and the knuckle ridges. #TeamTodger.

This thread is comedy gold
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Looks like mumsnet made it into the DM showbiz… I think based on this thread 😅

Found a picture of Hornys fingers online and I think it's a finger considering the form of the finger itself and also the fingernail looks identical. From his chat I sensed that he is very careful what he gives away and he must have felt something is wrong so he always asked her to delete the chat. I can't believe he creamed his finger and sent her a pic of it tho 😂

He’s being mocked on mumsnet over ‘mortifying’ messages 🤔

The sympathy for the EA comes from the fact she's in a no win situation, Horner regardless has an 8 million pound a year income, she has an average salary and is soon to be jobless with an unrealistic chance of a reference - hence she really needs to visit the mumsnet legal section.

The 2 points are not mutually exclusive and are well reflected across the many other comments in this thread. The relationship with Geri and his PA are fundamentally different given that one was an employee and one is not. Your reply is unnecessarily rude. Why don’t you go and give your own head a wobble.

Oh God! I think I need a bowl of cocopops!

Thought I'd join in the name change 😁

@HornyHornersPinger another welcome! 🤣

You know what annoys me the most, that he was cleared by RedBull initially, when I heard that in the news I thought “yeah right” so good for the PA for leaking these messages!!

I don’t buy into the “abuse of power” thing though, sounds like a girl with her head screwed on. I wonder what happened though to make her raise the complaint. The messages were not OK but they seemed close enough for her to stand up to him.

I left this thread just after the confirmation he had been cleared. Was all quite factual, talking about what had gone on, was Geri gonna stay with him.....just come back on and read last pages .....it's all gone very weird!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Red bull bellend being the favourite 🤣🤣

I came from the daily mail article and I swear I cried from laughter while reading this thread!! Especially the last few pages are pure comedy gold, couldn't be better!!

I found the thread after the DM article too - comedy gold & changed my username to reflect what I'm hoping

I have been following Christian Horner on tick tok. It states he’s been sending sexualise messages, pictures of his penis. Lots and lots of messages. If true it’s going to be hard getting out of this mess.

#Teamtodger has me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does that mean we might get photos where we don't have to guess if it's a finger or a dick?? 😂

My autocorrect in my iPhone now offers me ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger after Ch…better be careful next time I text someone about church 😉

Loving the forensics in here (I stepped out to watch the Eurovision concert). Oh to be a fly on the wall in Bahrain right now…

It will be interesting to see what happens in Bahrain this weekend but think he will get away with this professionally. I think the PAs days are numbered at RB ( that’s if she’s still there ).