Christian Horner

[imhappytoday98]

Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

And I should not have read the last few posts while eating my dinner 🤮

Exactly that one! she basically says it was fun to ‘make you blast’. I interpreted this as her wanking him off, but thinking about it, potentially it was her talking dirty on the phone which she references later. Either way it’s clear she has participated in sexual activity.

Hope that satisfies you @Janehasamane.

Thanks @TheDowagerDoughnut for saving me a long trawl.

Poor geri. I've never warmed to her but this is awful and so humiliating.
However I'd never trust a man who has dumped someone like he did.

On the actual messages, what a boring uninspiring pile of crap he seems so utterly boring????

Honestly, we've all used the phrase 'a blast' far too much now.

Especially me.

Oh please don't say that's why the finger is shiny! 🤢

That’s what I said. What a yawnfest. And no, I’ve never warmed to her.

Thanks @TheDowagerDoughnutfor saving me a long trawl.

I deserve those thanks. The reread meant I had to come face to face with that goddamn nipple AGAIN.

It's really most unsavoury.

Agree... CH has no chat whatsoever... that is more humiliating than the sexting imo... boss of a F1 team????!!!!! Its like listening to Brian from accounts on a dull day.

Noooooooooo! Vile!

Its like listening to Brian from accounts on a dull day.

[spits tea]

Eye for an eye do you think she deserved to be cheated on?

Ew 🤢

This thread is comedy gold. Poor dull Christian and his very dreary sexting with his PA - how unadventurous to shag the help. Lady Geraldine of Horner's Corner, no longer able to maintain the myth of living like a princess in a fairy tale. Then the endless finger or dick speculation

I know they are real people and I know it's not a sitcom before anyone jumps on me.

I agree with this. It's absolutely what she was doing. They're both as bad as each other. There are lots of people doing this sort of thing, it's just that many don't get found out.

Ha ha deleted due to name change fail!

I don’t know what you are talking about. My username merely references the way that everything this wonderful man touches turns to gold.

Thank you @Fannyfiggs 😆😆

However, this thread has been hilarious for the following reasons:

1. Horny Horner
2. Wank spanks
3. Glistening/shiny finger
4. Toto Wolf ironing the bedsheets before getting in, making him hot / not hot
5. Flabby man boob
6. Finger dick
7. Someone changing their name to ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger

I have a feeling that both Horners are extremely pissed off about this being made public, and we'll get a VB style public show of unity this weekend even if he's getting his ear chewed off behind closed doors.

And I bet a fiver she's wearing white.

I'm not here weighing up the scales.

But the fact that he is behaving - not well? - seems fair.

@Wizzadorra70 I bet a tenner she's wearing fuchsia. With spanx leggings.

@Geebray I don't believe it, how is that attractive??

Mmmm if I was Geri I'd be throwing out her white Spanx.

Christian Horny has probably wiped off a good chunk off Spanx's share price.

To save everyone searching for the link to the messages

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY

It's not like I haven't shared it about 50 times in every single fb group or suggested page anyway 🤣

#hornyhorner

@goingdownfighting 😂😂

Every single 'F1' group or page