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Christian Horner

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imhappytoday98 · 19/02/2024 14:36

Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

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Sleepydoor · 01/03/2024 17:33

Geebray · 01/03/2024 16:11

I'm fine, thanks. Have you read all the messages? He clearly holds his wife in as much contempt as some of us do.

Wow.

Myhatmycoat · 01/03/2024 17:35

SpongeBobRectanglePants · 01/03/2024 17:10

slightly off topic but it amazes me that an educated, well spoken man gets your and you're and off and of mixed up.

does make me wonder if they are really all genuine messages

I guess people that have had a text from him will or will not recognise his style of texting 😱

JackanorysStories · 01/03/2024 17:36

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:28

Then post it and don’t say you can’t be bothered. Because he says he has wanted her to do it.

at no point does he or she indicate what you said. This is bad enough without posting public comments about this woman that are not true. She may well have done that. I also assume consensual relationship at some point, but to say clear messages saying she did that is absolutely wrong,

so post your evidence

Loon yourself, like I did, don’t be so lazy.

Im not doing your work for you. I couldn’t give a toss if you don’t believe me, believe me, don’t, I really dont care either way.

Geebray · 01/03/2024 17:39

Sleepydoor · 01/03/2024 17:33

Wow.

So he's treating Geri with respect, do you think?

screendown · 01/03/2024 17:40

Anyone else think she doesn't sound the type to have an affair? I mean, obviously she did, but she seems so awkward, and not at all into it

Inkanta · 01/03/2024 17:40

Yes there are sexual references - such as him 'exploding' in her presence or exploding not in her presence.😕

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:41

Is that a picture of his penis!? Why is it so red? And painful looking? And wet?! I have so many questions.

dandeliondandy · 01/03/2024 17:43

Is that a willy or a finger???? 🤔😳

Geebray · 01/03/2024 17:43

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:41

Is that a picture of his penis!? Why is it so red? And painful looking? And wet?! I have so many questions.

@ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger will tell you all.

Spoiler alert: it is not his penis.

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:43

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:41

Is that a picture of his penis!? Why is it so red? And painful looking? And wet?! I have so many questions.

um no. It’s not a penis.Confused

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:44

JackanorysStories · 01/03/2024 17:36

Loon yourself, like I did, don’t be so lazy.

Im not doing your work for you. I couldn’t give a toss if you don’t believe me, believe me, don’t, I really dont care either way.

Confused

we’ve all read it, we all know it doesn’t say what you said.

JackanorysStories · 01/03/2024 17:45

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:44

Confused

we’ve all read it, we all know it doesn’t say what you said.

God, I’ll trawl Twitter for you later, okay?

EchoChamber · 01/03/2024 17:47

Where can I read the messages please?

Dotjones · 01/03/2024 17:48

Sadly the cache of messages doesn't really prove anything, if this is the best evidence the other party had to offer I think it's more of a case of sour grapes and/or looking for a payout than there having been anything going on.

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:48

Geebray · 01/03/2024 17:43

@ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger will tell you all.

Spoiler alert: it is not his penis.

Thank God!

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:49

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:43

um no. It’s not a penis.Confused

I am relieved. As you can tell it’s been a while 🤣

Kenthighst · 01/03/2024 17:49

What number message is the finger willy? I can't find it.

Est1990 · 01/03/2024 17:50

EchoChamber · 01/03/2024 17:47

Where can I read the messages please?

Page 4 someone posted a google drive link

Geebray · 01/03/2024 17:52

Combattingthemoaners · 01/03/2024 17:48

Thank God!

It's his finger with his cum on it

Happy days!

BobbyBiscuits · 01/03/2024 17:53

HIs wife is a compulsive liar that makes up stories about having been bereaved as a child to sell terrible kiddies books. She even lied about what school she went to. I guess he is one too. They deserve eachother.

Geebray · 01/03/2024 17:53

Dotjones · 01/03/2024 17:48

Sadly the cache of messages doesn't really prove anything, if this is the best evidence the other party had to offer I think it's more of a case of sour grapes and/or looking for a payout than there having been anything going on.

Hello Team Horner PRs! 👋

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 01/03/2024 17:54

Kenthighst · 01/03/2024 17:49

What number message is the finger willy? I can't find it.

Ha ha ha. What a to-do this all is 🤣

PoisonCrystal · 01/03/2024 17:56

76

Gooseysgirl · 01/03/2024 17:57

It's towards the end

TheDowagerDoughnut · 01/03/2024 17:58

Janehasamane · 01/03/2024 17:44

Confused

we’ve all read it, we all know it doesn’t say what you said.

I didn't think it did either but then I reread and I think pp might be referring to file 9 which seems to use 'have a blast' as a euphemism and the exchange appears to suggest he had a blast and that she enjoyed making him have the blast, but she did not have a blast, because she wouldn't let him help her to - to which she replies he couldn't hold on long enough.

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