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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

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HangingOver · 07/02/2024 02:55

My vagina is going through a lot and the colour is ok so a mutual colleague will advertise it tomorrow

Christ

ShouldIEvenBother · 07/02/2024 03:09

My vagina is the best on your way home

chuffer15 · 07/02/2024 03:32

My vagina is not working so I'm just waiting for my kids and I'll get my hair cut

babyno2dust · 07/02/2024 03:44

My vagina is not happy at all

pretty accurate 4 weeks postpartum after a 3rd degree tear and episiotomy Grin

firesa · 07/02/2024 07:39

Please, please .... how do I make the predictive text thing work so I can find out what my vagina wants to do? Can someone please tell me?

You have to be on your phone!

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firesa · 07/02/2024 07:40

My vagina is not the best in this picture

Went for the right hand side this morning! 😂

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firesa · 07/02/2024 07:40

These have all made me laugh so much 🤣😂🤣

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FedUpMumof10YO · 07/02/2024 07:41

My vagina was in a bad mood and she had a lot to say

KenAddams · 07/02/2024 07:42

My vagina is killing me 😂

firesa · 07/02/2024 07:42

LauderSyme · 07/02/2024 00:42

How come there are themes here?

We have the old lady theme, the too big/small theme, the holes inside theme and the mouth theme!

Do you think it's because MNers share certain phone makes and models and thus share the same predictive text?

Sorry to be so dull.

Yes I was wondering this. Must be

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JDJT · 07/02/2024 07:44

My vagina is going through a bit and I'm working

arlequin · 07/02/2024 07:48

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has the right idea

arlequin · 07/02/2024 07:51

My vagina is so big I can't even get it out of my mouth

😂😂😂😂

Pressed left this time

Mummyofthewildones · 07/02/2024 08:01

My vagina is still on for work 🙃 😒

JDJT · 07/02/2024 08:12

My vagina is a bit snuffly at the minute but other than that all good
(using left)

Quietplaces · 07/02/2024 08:19

My vagina is the best thing ever was that you had to go out to see if you want a drink at yours and I will do the first one.

(Using left)

Quietplaces · 07/02/2024 08:22

My vagina is going well 😂😂😂😂😂😂

(Using right. Leads me into an infinite loop of laughing emojis so on my phone at least it's based on my messages/texts rather than being a standard predictive set as I'm always using that one)

mrsDracoMalfoy · 07/02/2024 08:27

My vagina was so sore and I had a fever for the last few weeks but it wasn't bad enough and now it's gone and I'm having to take it off so I'm not sure what I'm going through but I'm gonna go get my hair cut tomorrow so I'll see what happens and see if it's just the right time for you guys.

Not sure how I feel about all that

Xanadu58 · 07/02/2024 08:34

My vagina is going well and I'm working with a team to help with my projects.

ZebraPensAreLife · 07/02/2024 08:42

My vagina is not the best in my life so it’s hard not wanting a boyfriend or girlfriend for the next two 2️⃣ years so it’s a little difficult 😣

(That’s using the right hand side this time!)

elm26 · 07/02/2024 08:46

My vagina is so hot and I love her

Ffs 😂😂😂😂

CharlotteStreetW1 · 07/02/2024 08:47

My vagina is going through a lot of people 😕

Spookymormonhelldream · 07/02/2024 10:08

My vagina is a bit too small to fit your body

Spookymormonhelldream · 07/02/2024 10:14

My vagina is so big I can't even imagine it being that big of a deal to have a baby

😂😂😂😂

From left hand side

Spookymormonhelldream · 07/02/2024 10:14

Right side:

My vagina is the same way I feel in a certain position as a person