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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

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LadyCrumpet · 05/07/2024 18:21

My vagina is shining in the morning and I can get you a bit later than paid for

Notherefortheclout · 12/08/2024 20:05

My vagina is still sore and now I have a headache Blush

Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 12/08/2024 20:23

My vagina is a good idea and the house was really good for the day so we had a nice time in a nice hotel with a nice beach.

(Realising I use the word nice a lot!)

Yozzer87 · 12/08/2024 20:28

My vagina is a good idea for the sake of the money.

FranksInvisibleLlama · 12/08/2024 21:06

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don’t want it touching me so I’m not gonna do that anymore

abouttoturn50 · 12/08/2024 21:12

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my nose

TerfsWereRight · 12/08/2024 21:21

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing this since she got here so I’m sure she’ll get used.

why does it think my vagina is an old lady. Rude!

planAplanB · 12/08/2024 23:30

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don't want it touching me so I'm not gonna do that anymore but I'm not sure what the heck it was like to be in the middle and then it just got worse.

Er, wtf?

Motherrr · 21/08/2024 19:43

My vagina is going to a dealership tomorrow night time Hmm

marshmallowfinder · 22/08/2024 08:36

My vagina is a bit more than a little earlier but it is still the best way to get the best and best deals for you!

Notmybill · 22/08/2024 08:37

My vagina is going through someone's email

DogDogGoose · 22/08/2024 08:38

My vagina is a bit too small

Fontainebleau007 · 22/08/2024 08:39

My vagina is a bit of an old lady

H0PE1 · 22/08/2024 09:05

My vagina is not even in my mouth anymore

Idontjetwashthefucker · 22/08/2024 09:11

My vagina is a good one of those who have the same as requested.

Obvs.

notnorman · 22/08/2024 09:12

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately so I'm sure she'll get used

Justbeliketheraggydolls · 22/08/2024 09:13

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately so I’m sure she’ll get used out to me by the time she comes back to the office tomorrow

🤷🏻‍♀️😅😅

notnorman · 22/08/2024 09:14

Justbeliketheraggydolls · 22/08/2024 09:13

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately so I’m sure she’ll get used out to me by the time she comes back to the office tomorrow

🤷🏻‍♀️😅😅

Snap! Weird!!!

Justbeliketheraggydolls · 22/08/2024 09:18

notnorman · 22/08/2024 09:14

Snap! Weird!!!

Are our vaginas twins? 😅

or most likely same algorithm on our predictive texts 😣

houseofstark · 22/08/2024 09:31

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes that are made of the inside and I don't want it touching Grin

Jettyspaghetti · 22/08/2024 09:33

My vagina is a friend of mine and I don't know what to do with the dog.

JoanThursday · 22/08/2024 09:34

My vagina is a bit of a challenge to be fair.

😳🤣

GeorgesMarvelousCalpol · 22/08/2024 09:35

My vagina is going well and I'm not going anywhere near my home.

MillshakePickle · 22/08/2024 09:54

My vagina is not the issue.

Well, that's definitely good to know....I think

Madlymumming · 22/08/2024 09:54

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy 😋

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