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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

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cfmtb · 06/02/2024 22:13

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes that are made of the inside and I don't want it touching it
Interesting 😂

IsThisOneAvailable · 06/02/2024 22:13

My vagina is going through a bit more than usual

AnneShirleysNewDress · 06/02/2024 22:14

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes 😂

Deathbywhy · 06/02/2024 22:14

My vagina is so long I don’t know why it took so much longer than I expected

HunterBidensBurnerPhone · 06/02/2024 22:14

This is too funny. I'm creasing.

AnneShirleysNewDress · 06/02/2024 22:14

cfmtb · 06/02/2024 22:13

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes that are made of the inside and I don't want it touching it
Interesting 😂

Snap!

RagzRebooted · 06/02/2024 22:14

My vagina is a bit of a tree.

Veryangryboy · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is the same as the IT people who are here today.

Not19foreverpullyourselftogether · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has the right idea of how I should be doing this and she has the wrong attitude about me

Oddsocks55 · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is the same as my face

brokenbitbybit · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is a mess 😂😂😂

Gingeratheart · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina isn't even open anymore and my heart is full of tears.

firesa · 06/02/2024 22:16

brokenbitbybit · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is a mess 😂😂😂

🤣

OP posts:
firesa · 06/02/2024 22:16

Oddsocks55 · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is the same as my face

😂

OP posts:
firesa · 06/02/2024 22:16

Oh they're all so funny

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2024NewyearNewme · 06/02/2024 22:16

My vagina is going through the same love as he picked it off the last couple time and I slept a lot more about the night after my last year they had a feeling of the opening!

It changes!

JuneWind · 06/02/2024 22:17

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better in a week

ThisIsMyHappyFacee · 06/02/2024 22:17

My vagina is the same as a child in the morning if that's ok with you 😳

NotSureILikeThisOne · 06/02/2024 22:18

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been in my life since she got married to my husband so she is my husband now so she can have my baby girl as a friend to her baby daddy

inigomontoyahwillcox · 06/02/2024 22:18

My vagina is a bit bigger now that I'm not in a position of power.

WTF?!

Neves7 · 06/02/2024 22:19

My vagina is not working properly so I’m just going on a diet

*well I could use a diet but my vagina is working just fine!

Letterbix · 06/02/2024 22:19

My vagina is a good idea

😃

DreadPirateRobots · 06/02/2024 22:19

inigomontoyahwillcox · 06/02/2024 22:18

My vagina is a bit bigger now that I'm not in a position of power.

WTF?!

...this is my favourite so far.

slavetothekittens · 06/02/2024 22:20

My vagina is a scratch post.

MajorMorgan · 06/02/2024 22:20

My vagina is a bit of a player if you have a great time in the morning 😵‍💫