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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

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StopTheBusINeedAWeeWeeAWeeWeeBagOChips · 07/02/2024 10:20

My vagina is going through a divorce with a little bit of time to be a massive thing over the weekend

(My vagina has actually been divorced for a long time 🤣 she also hasn't been a massive thing at weekends since the 90s 🤣)

LauderSyme · 07/02/2024 10:53

Today's prediction is

My vagina is attached, they will send the information to the police.

[My vagina is potentially a crime 😆]

TheBlahWitchProject · 07/02/2024 10:56

My vagina is not the only thing I need in life to get me to the moon 🌝 😆

Umph · 07/02/2024 10:57

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don’t want it touching me but it’s not a problem at this time and I’m not sure if I can get a little more comfortable

…uh what? 😂

PeggyPoggleshaw · 07/02/2024 11:21

My vagina is badly in need of some annual leave.

WTF??!! 😂

Frogget · 07/02/2024 12:03

Feeling very childish but this thread has had me proper chortling!

Left button:

My vagina is a charitable company limited by guarantee

Right button:

My vagina is still maintaining the old version that is okay 👍 👌 🙆‍♀️ 🙂 🙃 😅

FYI,

My boobs are in a good and amicable place and can resolve this between us

firesa · 07/02/2024 12:13

My boobs are in my lap right here

🤣

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firesa · 07/02/2024 12:14

My boobs are so cute and I love them

Left side

OP posts:
NoDramas · 07/02/2024 12:14

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

Oddsocks55 · 07/02/2024 12:18

My boobs are not in my head

NoDramas · 07/02/2024 12:20

My vagina is so big I can't even get it out of my mouth and I can't even breathe

(Left side)

My vagina is like 👍🏻 that too much for a woman who can't get a baby and is not able and is so weak

(Right side)

My boobs are like that and my heart hurts and my heart breaks so much I feel so sad

(Centre)

As my mother would say; little amuses the simple

ZebraPensAreLife · 07/02/2024 12:36

My boobs are on fire 🔥 I’m ready and I have my hair in a pony costume

BlueAndPinkHairDontCare · 07/02/2024 12:40

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately so I'm sure she'll get used out to me by the time she comes back to the office

WineMakesTheWorldGoAround · 07/02/2024 13:07

My vagina is going well thanks (my name) From work!

arlequin · 07/02/2024 13:30

My boobs are in my lap right here and I'm not sure if you want me or if you're just coming in here for the night

SwordToFlamethrower · 07/02/2024 13:30

My vagina is going on about the other side 😐

SimonGallupsyellowbass · 07/02/2024 13:34

My vagina is so long I don’t know why it would bother you but it looks so beautiful

BluebellsAndLillies · 07/02/2024 13:37

My vagina was so sore from being on it I was like oh no it’s just the pain and the swelling in the neck.

vikip · 07/02/2024 13:37

My vagina is a bit of a mystery

Moofart · 07/02/2024 13:48

My vagina is going through a lot

Boredmum24 · 07/02/2024 14:07

My vagina is a bit of a good day

Cowhen · 07/02/2024 14:07

My vagina is a bit of a mess but I can see why someone else might be interested.

(Left side--love it!)

Cowhen · 07/02/2024 14:08

My boobs are now in a bucket.

LauderSyme · 07/02/2024 14:15

My boobs are now in my possession.

A bit of infantile humour is surely fine in moderation😊

Gingernaut · 07/02/2024 14:19

My boobs are still on track and they can't even get any other information from me