Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Original poster

Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

OP posts:
Cowhen · 07/02/2024 00:30

My vagina is going to be honest with me but I think a better option for the offer to go to my current job would have to be done in a bucket.

Lushers · 07/02/2024 00:31

My vagina was in a bad mood and she had a lot to say to her and she said I was not feeling good so she was just going home to get ready to leave the hospital so she said I should go home now😂

midnights0 · 07/02/2024 00:34

My vagina is so big I can't even get it out of my mouth

DuckinEl · 07/02/2024 00:34

My vagina is going for the next one and struggling to find the time off 🤣

CostaDelOrchard · 07/02/2024 00:34

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes that are made of the inside and I don’t want it touching it so I’m not gonna worry too hard about that

Strawberrycheesecake7 · 07/02/2024 00:35

My vagina is so long I don’t know why it would bother you.

LauderSyme · 07/02/2024 00:42

How come there are themes here?

We have the old lady theme, the too big/small theme, the holes inside theme and the mouth theme!

Do you think it's because MNers share certain phone makes and models and thus share the same predictive text?

Sorry to be so dull.

Neverpostagain · 07/02/2024 00:45

My vagina is the same as last week.

Questioningquest · 07/02/2024 00:47

My vagina is a bit of a faff to do it on the floor and I can do it now

ThirtyThrillionThreeTrees · 07/02/2024 00:50

LauderSyme · 07/02/2024 00:42

How come there are themes here?

We have the old lady theme, the too big/small theme, the holes inside theme and the mouth theme!

Do you think it's because MNers share certain phone makes and models and thus share the same predictive text?

Sorry to be so dull.

I don't know but mine appears to be a mix of 3 recent texts cobbled together.

Jillybloop393 · 07/02/2024 00:51

IsThisOneAvailable · 06/02/2024 22:13

My vagina is going through a bit more than usual

Lucky you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm creased up at some of these, this thread is even funnier than the one about the lady spraying her vag with orange perfume!
Please, please .... how do I make the predictive text thing work so I can find out what my vagina wants to do? Can someone please tell me?

Babla · 07/02/2024 00:57

My vagina is so hot and sexy that it makes me want to cry

Jillybloop393 · 07/02/2024 01:05

My vagina is still working and I have been trying to inflate my blow-up bed!

Bloody hell, mine's multipurpose, and I never even knew! 😄🤣

Fabricwitch · 07/02/2024 01:07

My vagina is a bit of a wild ride 😂

Jillybloop393 · 07/02/2024 01:08

I've got the hang of this now .... let's see what my vagina is going to do next:

My vagina is still seeking satisfaction and will leave appropriate feedback on safe arrival!

Strewth, perhaps it can hold a pen?!! 🤔🫣🤣🤣🤣

ALongHardWinter · 07/02/2024 01:11

midnights0 · 07/02/2024 00:34

My vagina is so big I can't even get it out of my mouth

Omg 😂😂😂 I was pissing myself laughing at this one!

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 07/02/2024 01:14

My vagina is still in a hot bath and then I'll cook it 😅

Frogget · 07/02/2024 01:15

My vagina is going well thanks so sorry I've been away for the last few days 😅

Garlickit · 07/02/2024 01:21

"My vagina is a bit of a control group and I don't know what to with the stereotyping and the other one is the same"

Confused

Also, I had to teach it the word "vagina".

SinisterBumFacedCat · 07/02/2024 01:23

My vagina is so long I don’t even have to look up it lol but it looks so cute and cute and cute on you I can’t believe it

Itaintpretty · 07/02/2024 02:13

My vagina was in a bad mood 😂

scoobysnaxx · 07/02/2024 02:39

My Virgina is in a good place right here and she has been doing great and she has a good job and I am happy for you guys to have her home with her I love her and she has been very supportive of her.

Garlickit · 07/02/2024 02:50

@SinisterBumFacedCat, for some reason, your breathlessly giggly vagina message coupled with your MN username had me in fits!

HangingOver · 07/02/2024 02:52

My vagina is a bit of a good idea to do it on the weekend and I can do it for you and you can do it for me.

Good lord.

BarbieDangerous · 07/02/2024 02:52

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don’t want it touching me so I’m not gonna do that anymore……… WTF😂