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Please settle this argument - milk is for santa

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Antibacmaggie · 29/12/2023 19:54

Milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer
this is the way it was done in my childhood and my children’s childhood.
A friend said she always left the milk and carrots for the reindeer and Santa got a cookie.
i know there isn’t a right or wrong way to do it but please help settle the argument that the milk is for Santa!

(lighthearted as we haven’t stopped laughing at the disagreement)

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CrushingOnRubies · 29/12/2023 22:22

Santa gets port or sherry and a mince pie

Carrots and access to the dogs
Water bowl

Khara · 29/12/2023 22:22

Santa gets a mince pie and baileys here. Rudolph gets the carrot.

PurBal · 29/12/2023 22:23

Port growing up. Beer as an adult.

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lightelmqueen · 29/12/2023 22:27

Growing up father Christmas got a glass of brandy and a mince pie. Reindeer got a carrot

My kids now leave out a mince pie and glass of coke for father Christmas. Carrot for the reindeer. Mini candy cane for the elves

EBearhug · 29/12/2023 22:27

FuckinghellthatsUnbelievable · 29/12/2023 20:12

Santa gets port and a mince pie. Carrot for the reindeer.

This.

Cakeorchocolate · 29/12/2023 22:34

Drink is for santa. It's thirsty work going up and down all those chimneys!
Carrots + reindeer food for the reindeer.

Follow up question though...
Do the reindeer ever leave a bit of carrot behind?

Apparently they did this year and dd wondered how it got back on the plate from the roof.
I would have thought the reindeer were so hungry they didn't leave any behind.

anothernamechangeagainsndagain · 29/12/2023 22:43

Santa got a bottle of beer according to my dc with a mince pie, cookie and milk is an American thing. Carrot for the reindeer.

Borth · 29/12/2023 22:45

Mince pie and ginger wine for Santa. Why would he want milk😅

Mindovermatter247 · 29/12/2023 22:47

Technically the milk should be intended for Santa, I’ve never heard about leaving it for the reindeer….
in our house we leave a coke…Santa must get bored of all that milk and he also needs the sugar….used to be beer when I was a kid…

JesusMaryAndJosephAndTheWeeDon · 29/12/2023 22:56

Santa doesn't want milk, he's not a cat or a toddler.

Leave him a sherry or port, he's got a hard night in cold weather ahead

JesusMaryAndJosephAndTheWeeDon · 29/12/2023 23:04

minipie · 29/12/2023 22:21

I mean, he is driving…

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There's no drink driving law that covers flying a magic sleigh but in any event Rudolph is in charge

Jxtina86 · 29/12/2023 23:13

In past years, we've left out a shot of whatever booze we had to hand, plus some biscuits. This year, we left out milk, but within minutes, the bloody cat was at it.

doriangraybutimthepaintingintheattic · 29/12/2023 23:15

userxx · 29/12/2023 19:57

Milk was for Santa. Reindeer wouldn't drink cows milk, that's just daft.

Ha! Guessing this is a joke. Either way, you made me snort.

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Antibacmaggie · 30/12/2023 00:05

Some of these comments have made me laugh all the way home!
Of course santa should have an alcoholic drink he has a hard job! I hate milk so that gets poured away anyway, but you wouldn’t catch me filling up the dogs bowl with milk to leave in the garden for Rudolph!

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minipie · 30/12/2023 00:17

JesusMaryAndJosephAndTheWeeDon · 29/12/2023 23:04

There's no drink driving law that covers flying a magic sleigh but in any event Rudolph is in charge

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Maybe Rudolph’s nose is so red as Santa slips him the excess sherries 🤔

whoscoatsthatjacket2012 · 30/12/2023 09:42

My DD couldn't arsed to come down and do the treats this year. DH always takes a bite out of the carrot and mince pie.
So I just left water in a Santa cup and when DD came down in the morning she scoffed the carrot lol

ErrolTheRednosedDragon · 30/12/2023 09:46

CrushingOnRubies · 29/12/2023 22:22

Santa gets port or sherry and a mince pie

Carrots and access to the dogs
Water bowl

I read the second and third lines of that separately and wondered wtf the reindeer would be doing with 'access to the dogs'.

Spudlet · 30/12/2023 09:48

Santa likes a nice big Baileys and a mince pie here. The reindeer get a carrot. You can’t give a reindeer Baileys. They get fighty drunk.

HelpMeGetThrough · 30/12/2023 09:48

Was Port and a mince pie for Santa when I was little.

It was always gone in the morning!!

Gnomegnomegnome · 30/12/2023 09:49

Milk in a bowl and a carrot for the reindeer and sherry and a mince pie for Father Christmas.

The reindeer did have lacto free milk for a few years in our house but didn’t seem to mind.

HelpMeGetThrough · 30/12/2023 09:49

You can’t give a reindeer Baileys. They get fighty drunk.

The reindeer version of Stella.

BananaSplitsss · 30/12/2023 09:51

Santa enjoys a large glass of Baileys every year here!

He also likes a mince pie and carrots are for the reindeer.

BananaSplitsss · 30/12/2023 09:52

Spudlet · 30/12/2023 09:48

Santa likes a nice big Baileys and a mince pie here. The reindeer get a carrot. You can’t give a reindeer Baileys. They get fighty drunk.

🤣

StarlightLady · 30/12/2023 09:54

This is serious, this is. Historically, Santa had a little whisky. However, drinking and driving is dangerous. Let alone when you are flying in an old machine that does not appear to have a very aerodynamic appearance.

Furthermore, feeding the reindeer cookies would cause them to fart. This may speed the journey, but most unpleasant for the chap sitting behind them on a very busy night 💥.

Needapadlockonmyfridge · 30/12/2023 09:56

Here he prefers sherry. 😀