The most shocking thing you've read on Mumsnet..

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Just that really.. (Kind of lighthearted/maybe not!)

Poo crumbs 😬

That woman is a genius

The government said more or less exactly this yesterday: Spiking to be targeted in raft of new measures - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

If you go right to the end it says "The government has also created new offences to criminalise acts such as non-fatal strangulation"

People wipe standing up?! Woah… I was today years old when I found out 😮

Nah, it wasn't Angus - it was definitely Andrew something

It's personal choice, if two people in a consenting relationship want to explore strangulation then it is totally their choice

That's what is referred to as Mexican House Thief - wasn't a thread on its own but a post on a thread about CFs

The penis beaker thread, and more recently the one about "weed residue" was absolutely hilarious. That woman was just batshit crazy.

The poster means American cheese as in all the cheeses made in America.

Not ‘American Cheese’ as in the specific processed recipe you get on burgers

There are plenty of nice cheeses made in America, they just don’t get exported much

How utterly barking some people are about their dogs. I genuinely didn’t realise this. They prioritize them over their actual human family.

Remarkable.

And that people can say stuff like this!

The one where some bloke had left a skid mark on the headboard

I'm still baffled lol

Yes, this one was hilarious- my yoni says noni!!

😂It's so believable too!

It’s a toss up between the poster whose partner was using her stoma as an orifice to fuck, and on another completely unrelated thread a poster who said she didn’t like roast potatoes with her roast dinner.

I've only got to the bottom of the first page but found it strange that the only thing people commented on (repeatedly!), was the post about cheese! 😆

The woman who was asking if it was okay that she slept in and her partner go to their DC up and ready and they left the house before she'd woken up, and she didn't work lates/nights!

You do realise cheese can be made by anyone in any country, right??

threecupsofteaminimum · Today 00:26

"The woman who put her kids to bed in their uniforms ready for the next day"

Yes me too! Actually was going to come in here to say that! Cannot believe she does that, and tells people about it. Like it's a great achievement?! Imagine lying in your clothes all night, only to go to school in them!!! Only ever done that when drunk, but still wake up, wash and change clothes!!! Those kids are going to carry on that dirty habit, when they're adults! 😳

The threads about general cleanliness always baffle me.

There are those who apparently wipe their hands on a clean towel once and then boil wash it immediately, which strikes me as barking.
But then we have posters who claim they never wash towels, or wear a bra for a fortnight, or only change the bedsheets once a month, which is to me both barking and disgusting.

Also: dog bowls in the dishwasher. I find that disgusting, but then I'm sure I do stuff that the towel-boilers would hate, too.

The posters who think you can cure autism or ADHD by strict parenting.

That's not that unusual tbh

I’m more shocked at the amount of women who genuinely think this is normal and to-be-expected behaviour from men.

In the winter to be fair my children put on a fresh lovely cosy thermal vest under their PJ and we put their school uniform on the radiator / in the morning they keep the under layer the new vest on and then school warm uniform over the top - done it for years. They have a bath every night and I find it makes them much happier in the cold mornings - socks everything on the radiator the night before, hat, gloves, coat etc so everything is nice and warm to put on ….. entire school uniform - nope!

The man taking his family on secret trips to his neighbours Mexican holiday home! Crazyyy