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The most shocking thing you've read on Mumsnet..

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PricklyPear1234 · 19/12/2023 00:00

Just that really.. (Kind of lighthearted/maybe not!)

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nameychangio675 · 22/12/2023 20:15

MackEndSea · 22/12/2023 19:29

One I remember - someone posted that they often fantasised about waking up one morning to find that all humans had disappeared and she had the whole earth to herself for a few weeks before everyone returned non the wiser.

Another poster replied that they felt so upset by the post and the thought that someone out there wanted her and her children to disappear!! She literally made this post all about her, it was beyond ridiculous - I’ve never seen anything so self absorbed

Yes actually good point, there are always comments on posts making it about pps. Over on another thread someone is moaning about MIL using too much water and someone has commented along the lines of “well my in laws are dead I wish I could spend another day with them” 🫠

GonksAreNotJustForChristmas · 22/12/2023 20:22

I feel bad now about the poster's fire melting pants.

I actually wear pants in bed and don't do the choking sex thing.

InAMess2023 · 22/12/2023 20:23

@nameychangio675 oh this happens absolutely all the time... heaven forbid anyone actually ever has a nice time!

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 22/12/2023 20:25

Thank goodness housethatbuiltme is here to educate us all. 🙄

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 20:46

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 22/12/2023 20:25

Thank goodness housethatbuiltme is here to educate us all. 🙄

Considering it costs £9,250 a year to learn this on the course and I am imparting the knowledge for free you are very welcome.

CharlottePimpernel · 22/12/2023 21:24

I never wear knickers. I sleep naked. I don't like being choked. I quite like American cheese.

myfaceismyown · 22/12/2023 21:40

I am now stuck in a loop with housethatbuiltme's question "Have you got a dry fanny?" It is repeating in my mind with the emphasis on YOU. Sounds like an add for a lubricant, but also breadsauce, for that lumpy creamy goodness...
Oh and to the American born American cheese lovers, I believe she meant fanny as in front, not the part you sit on :)

AnnieSnap · 22/12/2023 21:43

CharlottePimpernel · 22/12/2023 21:24

I never wear knickers. I sleep naked. I don't like being choked. I quite like American cheese.

Controversial 😮😳😂🤣

MisgenderedPaul · 22/12/2023 21:44

Can we add the most shocking thing you've SEEN on MN?
Cos I've just opened a very graphic close up of someone's nether regions!
Tbf it did warn me, but it's like on Father Ted.. whatever you do, DO NOT press the red button!!
Sorry, I'm waffling. Think I've got the vapours.

Namechangedworriedmama · 23/12/2023 00:31

MisgenderedPaul · 22/12/2023 21:44

Can we add the most shocking thing you've SEEN on MN?
Cos I've just opened a very graphic close up of someone's nether regions!
Tbf it did warn me, but it's like on Father Ted.. whatever you do, DO NOT press the red button!!
Sorry, I'm waffling. Think I've got the vapours.

Red the first sentence and immediately thought of the same thing

Doggonames · 23/12/2023 01:04

On the original topic of the thread.

I would like to put forward denial of the genocide and rather a lot of unchallenged Islamophobia.

and also many things that have already been mentioned.

sashh · 23/12/2023 05:25

PricklePop · 19/12/2023 09:07

And if its consensual and nothing goes wrong then no one will ever know. But abusive or careless men will never again be able to hide behind "consent" as a defence for the women they kill.

I mean, it's not a legal defence, you can't accidentally strangle someone to death and go whoopsie I had no idea

Actually it has been used successfully, it has also been used several times to drop a murder charge down to manslaughter.

https://wecantconsenttothis.uk/

We Can't Consent To This

We catalogue the men who claim sex “gone wrong" in the death or injury of a woman or girl. We don't believe that women and girls can consent to their murder, or to terrible injury. There are now 56 UK women and girls killed, and many more injured, in c...

https://wecantconsenttothis.uk

SallyB392 · 23/12/2023 09:12

Ready to be revolted? My son would wear a pair of pants for at least a week. He watched The Young Ones, and followed their example, smell included!

SapphireSeptember · 23/12/2023 11:47

I think the woman posting about her ex who wouldn't let their DD have sanitary towels when she was visiting him while on her period was pretty shocking. Actually read that a few times from various posters from their own childhood. My parents were skint when I was growing up, but me and my sister always had access to the things we needed.

ImTheGoat · 23/12/2023 11:54

I had to shoplift sanitary towels, deodorant and bras when I needed them as a teenager so unfortunately that sort of thing doesn't shock me.

It does shock me how much people care about other people's sleeping habits including how often they wash their bedsheets and whether they wear knickers with pyjamas. I have concluded I'm quite the filthy animal from this 😂.

Newsenmum · 23/12/2023 12:04

CharlottePimpernel · 22/12/2023 21:24

I never wear knickers. I sleep naked. I don't like being choked. I quite like American cheese.

Well your bed must be covered in slippery discharge!! 🤣 nice to know you don’t like being choked. I don’t get it either. I did think that most people didn’t actually want to be ‘choked though’. Isn’t it just feeling submissive with hands around them as opposed to any pressure? No one actuslly wants to be properly chocked. Who knows. I’m far too vanilla for all this. Give me good old fashioned happy sex.

Newsenmum · 23/12/2023 12:04

SallyB392 · 23/12/2023 09:12

Ready to be revolted? My son would wear a pair of pants for at least a week. He watched The Young Ones, and followed their example, smell included!

This is too much!

Notimeforidiots69 · 23/12/2023 12:24

Aww it saddened me to hear this, I'm sorry that you had to do that just for basic things. When my mum and dad split up, me and mum were pretty skint. I had heavy periods and sometimes, rather than ask mum for extra, as I knew money was virtually non existent, I used pieces of old towels and toilet roll... And I seem to be in the filthy animal club with you!!! Good here innit?! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

LuluBlakey1 · 23/12/2023 14:22

The number of mnetters who despite seeing and understanding :

The absolute immorality and greed of Tory MPs
The destruction of public services and living standards that have taken place in the last 13 years of Tory government
Their inability as a party to elect a leader they can support and who is capable of leading with integrity, vision and ability
The huge swing to the far right in the country amongst Conservatives- values of racism, selfishness, anti-welfare, money for the rich at the expense of the poor, greed for money for money's sake
A national debt that has almost tripled in 8 years and will take over a century to pay back
That this Conservative party have created more billionaires since 2017 than any other time in history and at the same time have made sure more children and families live in poverty than any time in the last 100 years. We have the biggest gap between rich and poor in Europe.

remain Tory voters.

FestiveFruitloop · 23/12/2023 15:33

LuluBlakey1 · 23/12/2023 14:22

The number of mnetters who despite seeing and understanding :

The absolute immorality and greed of Tory MPs
The destruction of public services and living standards that have taken place in the last 13 years of Tory government
Their inability as a party to elect a leader they can support and who is capable of leading with integrity, vision and ability
The huge swing to the far right in the country amongst Conservatives- values of racism, selfishness, anti-welfare, money for the rich at the expense of the poor, greed for money for money's sake
A national debt that has almost tripled in 8 years and will take over a century to pay back
That this Conservative party have created more billionaires since 2017 than any other time in history and at the same time have made sure more children and families live in poverty than any time in the last 100 years. We have the biggest gap between rich and poor in Europe.

remain Tory voters.

Amen. It beggars belief.

Karrak · 23/12/2023 17:54

Scottishdreams1991 · 19/12/2023 00:58

biscuits cancer battle then death. She had a small baby Truly awful. I often wonder about her family

Her username was biscuitsandbandages and her thread was the reason I first joined Mumsnet in 2014. I have just re-joined because I read your post @Scottishdreams1991 .

In 2014 I was a long-time lurker, but 'biscuits' thread leapt out at me. I had just overcome Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia diagnosed two years earlier, in my 40's. ALL is rare, perhaps 200~ people a year are diagnosed. It is one of the hardest blood cancers to treat because it is so aggressive and the treatment has to be equally as tough. I posted to tell 'biscuits' that I was a survivor of ALL and she could be too.

I got to know her through DMs and eventually when she passed away later that year her name and pictures were made available by her family via links. That was a lovely touch and the picture of her holding her baby in happier times will stay with me forever. There is hardly a week when I do not remember her brave spirit and soul.

Theresa was a GP and she told me one of her biggest fears was catching an auto immune disease, her body under attack and not being able to fight back. Theresa was living her fears and this was more heart-breaking because to undergo the heavy treatment protocol that potentially saves lives she had to be separated from her baby, but she had a loving husband (still has I guess) and a loving family who took care of her.

We never found out how Theresa died. Part of the protocol is a stem cell transplant from a matching donor, though an allogeneic transplant can result in an over powering immune response that attacks the whole body. This is the riskiest part of the treatment, but most people are lucky enough to pull through. It is sad that Theresa did not. It is sad her baby may never remember her, though if she has just one ounce of her mother's spirit, life will be kind to her. I am going to light a candle for Theresa now and say a prayer for her family.

XenoBitch · 23/12/2023 18:17

MackEndSea · 22/12/2023 19:29

One I remember - someone posted that they often fantasised about waking up one morning to find that all humans had disappeared and she had the whole earth to herself for a few weeks before everyone returned non the wiser.

Another poster replied that they felt so upset by the post and the thought that someone out there wanted her and her children to disappear!! She literally made this post all about her, it was beyond ridiculous - I’ve never seen anything so self absorbed

I remember that thread. It went totally batshit.

XenoBitch · 23/12/2023 18:19

There was a thread about OP worried about having a smear test. These threads always seems to bring out some strong opinions (on other women's bodies).

One poster said that any woman who refuses a smear test should be denied NHS treatment if she goes on to develop cervical cancer. She then went on to say that her own sister never had smear tests and now had cancer. It was unbelievable.

Newsenmum · 23/12/2023 19:33

XenoBitch · 23/12/2023 18:19

There was a thread about OP worried about having a smear test. These threads always seems to bring out some strong opinions (on other women's bodies).

One poster said that any woman who refuses a smear test should be denied NHS treatment if she goes on to develop cervical cancer. She then went on to say that her own sister never had smear tests and now had cancer. It was unbelievable.

It’s a very emotional topic and I wish the health campaigns actually addressed the real reasons women decline.

MrsPositivity1 · 23/12/2023 19:47

time4aNC · 19/12/2023 02:10

This thread was so long ago I’m not sure I’m remembering it correctly but a poster let their holiday home to a neighbour for free. The neighbour in question had been harassing them about it and OP gave in.

When OP went to their holiday home for a holiday the neighbours family was in there! They had made a copy of the key.

The Mexican holiday one. That was mad

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