What would your death row meal be?

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Only 1 option, 3 courses if you wish.

What are you having? I'll go first..

Starters: prawn cocktail with iceberg lettuce and avocado (basic I know but I love it)
Mains: rare-medium rare beef wellington either triple fried chips, mayo for the chips, pan fried asparagus and long stem broccoli, with a red wine gravy.
Desert: old school butterscotch tart, Cornish clotted cream.
Then a bix of Jaffa cakes or two.

Washed down with a litre of disaronno and cranberry to help me on my way.

What's yours?

Started - garlic pizza bread
Main - chicken burger with fries and a side salad
Dessert - warm cookie dough and ice cream, with a side of fresh, juicy watermelon.

I'd also like to be served ice cold diet cokes throughout, and the occasionally strawberry daiquiri (blended not shaken).

Starter: prawn cocktail with buttered bread

Main: beef stew with kidney, puff pastry, peas, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, baby boiled potatoes (made by my mum)

Pudding: trifle (made by my mum)

A cupful of morphine. If, presuming I am indeed guilty, the kind of asshole who is on death row then I'll want to go when I decide.

I know I am being uptight but your question is terribly tasteless (no pun intended).

You could have asked about an ideal menu without bringing racially discriminatory, state-sanctioned murder into it.

Starter: some sort of tempura prawn with spicy mayo dip
Main: sausage, mash, cabbage with thick bisto gravy and an ice cold diet coke.
Dessert: rhubarb crumble with double cream

Might have to have this tomorrow now.

Starter: coquille st jaques
Main: minced beef stew with cheese cobblers and stir fried savoy cabbage
Dessert: raspberry jelly with raspberries in it
Drink: Diet Coke, and a Bloody Mary

So, what would your death row meal be?

Everything egg and shellfish based 😋 I have serious allergies to both, so I'd Rob them of the chance to kill me 🙈

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@LauderSyme 🤣🤣🤣

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Starter - none as I wouldn't finish the mains

Main - venison steak med rare, braised red cabbage, sliced sprouts with bacon onion and Parmesan, honey carrots, crispy roast potatoes

Dessert - mums lemon meringue pie (the whole thing!)

Bottle of chianti.
Seafood risotto.
Tiramisu.

Handful of diazepam.

Starter: a piece of toast with scrambled eggs (buttery and slightly runny), sliced avocado and a hash brown. Chili flakes on top, lots of salt and pepper.
Main: garlic chili prawn pasta with a side of vegetables. Parmesan cheese on the side.
Dessert: a gooey chocolate browny.
Drinks: a can of coke.

Something light- ready for the journey to the universe🤣

LauderSyme · Today 14:05

I know I am being uptight but your question is terribly tasteless (no pun intended).

You could have asked about an ideal menu without bringing racially discriminatory, state-sanctioned murder into it.

I absolutely agree.

Starter- truffle mushroom arancini

Main- loads of sushi and inari tacos

Desert- sticky toffee pudding with clotted cream

Very eclectic😂

Oh and I'd have rose lemonade to drink!

There are lots of wonderful dishes I'd enjoy, but honestly, if I was in the Tower of London awaiting the executioner, I'd opt for the ultimate comfort food - chips, beans and a fried egg, cooked to perfection - cooked through well but just runny enough to dunk the chips .

I think that would be my second choice!

I don't think I would enjoy any meal.

French onion soup
Roast lamb
Cheese and biscuits

My mums Xmas dinner. All three courses. Homemade pate starter then full Christmas roast and raspberry and amaretto trifle. Pints of Yorkshire tea to wash it down with.

Starter - mixed sashimi
Main - honestly? Domino’s pizza…
Pudding - no sweet tooth so if I could fit it in I’d have a glass of port and some cheese
All washed down with ice cold dry white wine.

An bucket of Ketamine, I'll do the job myself and save the unnecessary spectacle of seeing me off.