MIL said I need to take better care of my husband

[caggas]

I thought we could play a fun guessing game of why my MIL, without a shred of sarcasm, told me I need to take better care of my (42 year old) husband.

Winner can keep her!

Did he have to cook a meal for himself? Double points if he had to cook the meal when he'd been home all day while you'd been out at work!

Did he have man flu and have to get himself a cup of tea?

She's a sporner and you said you didn't pop his spots for him.

His tummy rumbled 🥺

Did he have to get the vacuum cleaner out?

He had to wipe his own bottom??

Did he have to wash his own pants?

He had to 'babysit' his children while you had a night out.

You went away for a weekend without leaving him a labelled container and full instructions as to how to turn the oven on, for every single meal?

Did he have to iron his own shirt? Or make his own cup of tea?**

He makes his own packed lunches for work?

He has holes in his socks?

He had to wipe his own arse.

Did you make him change the channel on the tv himself?

Are you not laying his work clothes out for the morning?

You didn't have his slippers and pipe ready for him when he got home

You forgot to buy a birthday card and gift for him to give to her?

He ironed his own shirt is my guess, based on my own DM.

Did he choose to do a domestic chore?

You asked him to run the vacuum round, didn't you?

An item of clothing he desperately needed wasn't laundered

When he returned from the shops 5 mins after leaving (with toddler) because he forgot his wallet (putting on toddler coat was too stressful) you didn’t immediately jump from the sofa to help (as you’re sick & lying down for once).

(but when you did help, found it in his man bag in 30 seconds)

Did he have to look after his own offspring for 5 minutes?

I just want to know what your reply to her was!

He doesn't get a home made, from scratch, meal on the table every night?