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Haiku thread

198 replies

MaBellOnDaLoose · 15/11/2023 18:48

Marching splendidly
Patrolling the room-kingdom
I leave it to stomp

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RecoveringBorderlineIsBack · 15/11/2023 18:53

Marching splendidly
What is this of which you speak?
Why leave it to stomp?

RecoveringBorderlineIsBack · 15/11/2023 18:59
Guinea Pig Rodent GIF

Pulsating fuzz ball
Wheeking loud, warm in my lap
"More carrots please, mum"

ThePM · 15/11/2023 19:03

Sold my house today,
Thanks to you cheating husband
Restart my life now

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MaBellOnDaLoose · 16/11/2023 06:38

It was a spider
It looked like it was stomping
I couldn't hear it

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Birchvalley · 16/11/2023 06:40

Delicious coffee
sourdough toast, butter, marmite
now bring on today

MaBellOnDaLoose · 16/11/2023 06:43

What a painful time
May your new life be joyous
Without that dickhead

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DilemmaDelilah · 16/11/2023 09:16

I have read a thread
about writing a haiku
I so wish I could

DilemmaDelilah · 16/11/2023 09:17

Radiotherapy
Treatment today, I so wish
It was all over

ThePM · 16/11/2023 13:27

MaBellOnDaLoose · 16/11/2023 06:43

What a painful time
May your new life be joyous
Without that dickhead

Thank you Thank you Thank
the Lord he will soon be gone
from my superb life

NoseForTruffles · 16/11/2023 17:28

MaBellOnDaLoose · 16/11/2023 06:38

It was a spider
It looked like it was stomping
I couldn't hear it

It was a spider?
Don't let it get inside yer!
Up your vagina

NoseForTruffles · 16/11/2023 17:31

@DilemmaDelilah

Sending you much love
And a cancer free future.
You deserve the best.

DilemmaDelilah · 16/11/2023 18:08

@NoseForTruffles Thank you

All done for today
Only three more now thank God
Skin sore, body tired

Birchvalley · 16/11/2023 21:01

@DilemmaDelilah

It is hard going
it’s definitely worth it
keep going Lovely!

MaBellOnDaLoose · 16/11/2023 22:17

Even this shall pass
Even when it feels endless
Here's to your good health

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JaneIves · 16/11/2023 22:22

A whole chicken
Screamed in the Sistine Chapel
No is a complete sentence

heldinadream · 16/11/2023 22:23

Hi to haiku folks.
Is this a regular thing?
Or something quite new?

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 16/11/2023 22:26

@DilemmaDelilah Flowers

Big work event soon
So stressed, hope it goes ok
Then long weekend, phew

AngelasEyelash · 16/11/2023 22:45

Binge watching The Crown
Mem'ries of ninety seven
Come flooding right back

RailwayAnna · 16/11/2023 22:49

House is a right mess;
In laws visiting Sunday.
Cleaning tomorrow...

Notquitegrownup2 · 16/11/2023 23:03

Dementia muddle
Numbs her mind and memories,
Yet she still dances

Waitwhat23 · 16/11/2023 23:15

What a hellish day,
I poured a bloody big drink.
Tomorrow looms large.

VerityUnreasonble · 16/11/2023 23:18

A mind is precious
Trapped like a pearl in a shell
But still glistening

Waitwhat23 · 16/11/2023 23:21

Frustration dwindles
When she cuddles in closely
'I love you Mummy'.

VerityUnreasonble · 16/11/2023 23:22

When I write haikus
I always struggle to keep
space to fit the last

Waitwhat23 · 16/11/2023 23:26

The candle flickers,
Its scent filling the whole room.
So evocative.