Haiku thread

[MaBellOnDaLoose]

Marching splendidly
Patrolling the room-kingdom
I leave it to stomp

@FiveCows

Fat balls for the birds?
or do you mean your husband?
what a description!

Lots of trains round here
Close to the level crossing
train spotters also

Cooking

@Dilemmadelilah 😄😄😄

Jeremy Hunt just
passed a fat buck down the line,
caring not a jot

Advent

Light the candle and
count down the days until the
birth of the Christ child

Winter

Discontented winter
Helps to have Xmas
But bring on the sun

Robins

Symbol of winter
cheery with their red feathers
bright eyed little birds

Food

I'm awake right now
but I wish I was asleep
bloody aching bones

Spiders don't stomp
They scutter this way and that
Unless they wear boots

Wide awake again
Time for a camomile tea
Hope it does the trick

Hot drinks

It’s Thursday morning
Getting up to feed the cats
And have a coffee

Weather

Fed up with life now
But better days are coming
Will the world rest now?

The forecast today
Overcast and cold again
Longing for the sun

Coffee

Coffee starts the day
Saturday will be sunny

That always helps too

weekend

The brand new promise
Of Saturday and then the
Creep towards Monday.

Advent

Ungrateful teen child
Rude and mean to his mother
Now gets the bus home.

We have done advent
How about another one?
Wait what twentythree

Laundry

I remember when
my children were teenagers
It's very hard work

Washing machine broke
Packs a bag like a student
For the launderette

study

Have we? Oh bugger.
Will old fashioned sweet shops do?
Fancy some gum drops.

Bulls eyes, lemon drops,
Fizzy sherbet in a jar,
Toffee pennies mmmmmm!

Slippers

Cosy foot warmers
Silky and fluffy on feet
Also called kittens

Fire

Oh my giddy aunt
Just asked friend out for a date
No response as yet!

My girl is 15
Very VERY hormonal
Hope it's over soon!

@DilemmaDelilah