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Haiku thread

198 replies

MaBellOnDaLoose · 15/11/2023 18:48

Marching splendidly
Patrolling the room-kingdom
I leave it to stomp

OP posts:
SurvivorsInc · 24/11/2023 02:20

A mumsnet salad
must contain naice Waitrose ham
and cutted-up pear
@DilemmaDelilah

DilemmaDelilah · 24/11/2023 09:38

@SurvivorsInc

You are right of course!
How could I forget naice ham
and cutted up pear

DilemmaDelilah · 24/11/2023 09:41

I dream of flying
Soaring high above the clouds
so effortless

Bread

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TrousersAndPotato · 24/11/2023 09:54

Baguettes, ciabatta
Rolls, stotties, barm cakes, bread buns
Loaves, sliced or unsliced

DilemmaDelilah · 24/11/2023 15:45

Bread, the staff of life
Eaten throughout the whole world
In some sort of form

DilemmaDelilah · 24/11/2023 15:46

Bubble baths

DilemmaDelilah · 24/11/2023 16:26

I apologise
for taking over this thread
I will shut up now

ToThineOwnSelf · 24/11/2023 16:50

Really no need at
all DilemmaDelilah
to apologise!

cinema

ToThineOwnSelf · 24/11/2023 17:07

I actually have
a bubble bath every night
Neal’s Yard is the best

cinema

EmpressaurusOfCats · 24/11/2023 17:15

The last film I saw
Was Barbie at a Cineworld
But I was quite bored

Animals

TrousersAndPotato · 24/11/2023 17:22

I like dogs and cats
But cats are my favourite
Crazy cat woman

Shampoo

swimsong · 24/11/2023 21:44

Dog is itching bad
She really does not like flea
Repellent shampoo

Flutter

EmpressaurusOfCats · 24/11/2023 21:53

Early morning gym
Did flutters in my workout
Flapping arms, legs bent

Shopping

ToThineOwnSelf · 24/11/2023 23:57

Every Saturday
I go to the retail park
TKMaxx, Boots, Next

soap

UnaOfStormhold · 25/11/2023 11:33

A strange alchemy
Oils and caustic soda blend
Into soothing bubbles.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 25/11/2023 14:11

Giving out leaflets
About single sex spaces
Women’s rights matter

Home

Waitwhat23 · 25/11/2023 14:24

Cold out, warm within.
Comfortable, familiar
Family connections

The shared memories,
In jokes and made up language.
Unique and just ours.

Children's stories

UnaOfStormhold · 26/11/2023 07:33

Magic opens up.
Turn the leaves (wisha wisha)
Ripen growing minds.

Cold weather.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 26/11/2023 08:35

I can see my breath
Morning frost glitters on grass
Hat, gloves and scarf time.

Dreams.

Waitwhat23 · 26/11/2023 09:22

We are such stuff as
dreams are made on, and our lives
Are rounded with sleep.

(With apologies to WS!)

Nightmares

TrousersAndPotato · 26/11/2023 11:40

Dreamt of ex husband
Nightmarish horror story
Horrid awful man

Teeth

EmpressaurusOfCats · 27/11/2023 02:10

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
Brush rinse floss brush rinse floss brush
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

Flowers

echt · 27/11/2023 03:16

When the human mind
Is nourished and cherished it
Puts forth. Resplendent.

Eyes

larkstar · 27/11/2023 06:23

I watched her watching
a small bird in the fir tree -
"Is that the goldcrest!?"

Frost

DilemmaDelilah · 28/11/2023 09:40

Sorry, me again
feeling sorry for myself
I'm hospitalised

Heart is playing up
all treatment unsuccessful
so far, next zapping

Cardioversion
is the right term but zapping
is what DH says

Waiting for the doc
nil by mouth, anaesthetic
is necessary

looking forward to
going home later as no
Sleep last night. Noisy!

heart rate one twenty
Since Sunday morning and I'm
very tired indeed

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