Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Haiku thread

198 replies

MaBellOnDaLoose · 15/11/2023 18:48

Marching splendidly
Patrolling the room-kingdom
I leave it to stomp

OP posts:
EmpressaurusOfCats · 23/03/2024 08:01

Tractor engine purr
Takes up most of double bed
Shouts when it’s meal time

Fruit

Waitwhat23 · 23/03/2024 10:03

The smell entices
Sweet juice running down your face
Memories of sun.

Air fryers

Mysterian · 23/03/2024 12:11

People avoid me
I love my new air fryer
A coincidence?

History

Interested in this thread?

Then you might like threads about this subject:

swimsong · 24/03/2024 00:25

Thought his story was
Much better than her story
Now he's history

Wine

Wheresthescissors · 24/03/2024 11:09

Deep, rich, red lagoon
Drinking, sinking in its depths
Only on Fridays!

Accordions

Breathmiller · 24/03/2024 12:49

Squeeze air in and out
Pressing buttons swift and true
Waken dancing feet

Spring

Breathmiller · 24/03/2024 12:49

In Sunday Sunshine
Spring clean in every Corner
Feel so bright and Fresh

Bananas

Waitwhat23 · 24/03/2024 14:07

Yellow, brown and curved
Makes lovely banana loaf
Add some chocolate?

Waitwhat23 · 24/03/2024 14:07

Ah, forgot the next -

Baked beans

EmpressaurusOfCats · 24/03/2024 14:21

Cannellini beans
Air fried in some passata
With veg - much nicer!

Spring

Breathmiller · 25/03/2024 10:44

Spring

Rain falls on car roof
Rivers running down windows
Coocooned inside safe

swimsong · 25/03/2024 13:33

From my cocoon wrap
I wake, I stretch, I struggle,
Launch and flutter by

Ruins

Breathmiller · 25/03/2024 14:37

Oh fab. Apologies I forgot the new one. Cocoon was a good idea.

Ruins

Full of memories
Felled walls speak of times gone by
A lone flower grows

Cake

TrousersAndPotato · 27/03/2024 22:10

I really hate cake
Sugary stuff makes me gag
People think I'm strange

PuttingOutFirewithGasoline · 27/03/2024 22:21

Inspired by shogun?
Why quiet
Speak forth : share

swimsong · 27/03/2024 22:40

There are more wet days
In February and April
Than the other months

March

TrousersAndPotato · 28/03/2024 01:45

March weather is strange
Wintery and summery
Both in the same day!

Birchvalley · 28/03/2024 06:13

The last day of term
New dishwasher tomorrow
Time to put feet up

Waitwhat23 · 28/03/2024 06:56

End of term

Behaviour got worse
As the term came to an end
All are so tired

Sleeping in

swimsong · 28/03/2024 07:28

Is it sleeping in
If you've been up half the night
With insomnia

Moonlight

TrousersAndPotato · 28/03/2024 12:28

Beethoven composed
The sublime, glorious piece
Moonlight Sonata

Breathmiller · 28/03/2024 14:35

You say Sonata
I say Sonaita, so let's
Call the whole thing off

Silence

larkstar · 25/04/2024 09:15

Two startled horses
Galloping through old London
Black, white, red, red, red.

New posts on this thread. Refresh page