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Haiku thread

198 replies

MaBellOnDaLoose · 15/11/2023 18:48

Marching splendidly
Patrolling the room-kingdom
I leave it to stomp

OP posts:
EveSix · 16/11/2023 23:32

This container holds
Today's struggles and delights
Just right for tonight

EveSix · 16/11/2023 23:40

Antihistamine
Takes the edge off her wheezing
On this chilly night

So bloody unfair
Loves her sports with a passion
Winter-ravaged lungs

GrandpaFlumpAndHisFlumpet · 21/11/2023 00:56

@MaBellOnDaLoose

Sister hears spider stomp.
I think she is lying bad
No spider that loud.

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EmpressaurusOfCats · 21/11/2023 01:12

Middle of the night
Browsing Mumsnet on my phone
Damn perimenopause

GrandpaFlumpAndHisFlumpet · 21/11/2023 01:20

Middle of the night
Need to get some shut eye soon.
My eye bags have bags.

SeaToSki · 21/11/2023 01:37

In America
We read while you are sleeping
I miss the UK

GrandpaFlumpAndHisFlumpet · 21/11/2023 03:48

The spider is dead
I jumped on its head two times
See the blood running.

HappiestSleeping · 21/11/2023 04:46

DilemmaDelilah · 16/11/2023 09:16

I have read a thread
about writing a haiku
I so wish I could

👆
This is fabulous,
I wish I could do it too,
But I'm not able.

echt · 21/11/2023 08:04

Lovely thread enriched
By suggesting an idea
For the next writer

Smells

DilemmaDelilah · 21/11/2023 08:39

Fireworks pierce the night
Cordite assails our noses
With acrid odour

Touch

heldinadream · 22/11/2023 09:46

DilemmaDelilah · 21/11/2023 08:39

Fireworks pierce the night
Cordite assails our noses
With acrid odour

Touch

Word strays from haiku
I am left wondering why
Who is touching who?
🙃

DilemmaDelilah · 22/11/2023 10:03

@echt suggested
the theme for the next haiku
should come from the last

@heldinadream 😁

heldinadream · 22/11/2023 10:07

Flipping 'eck, I'm daft
That'll teach me to
RTFT won't it? Grin

Water.

Waitwhat23 · 22/11/2023 10:20

Over a long time,
The water's drip makes a hole
Inevitable.

Waitwhat23 · 22/11/2023 10:21

Oh no! I forgot
The next post's theme suggestion!
Erm, the stars at night

DilemmaDelilah · 22/11/2023 11:43

Holes in the night sky
Feels like a blanket above
Pressing down on me

Roses

HappiestSleeping · 22/11/2023 12:07

Roses are reddish
Violets are blue sometimes
I am surprised

Music

DilemmaDelilah · 22/11/2023 16:50

Husband likes 80s
I like baroque choral so
not compatible!

Birds

FiveCows · 22/11/2023 16:55

My husband’s birthday
he birdwatches and gardens
fat balls it is then

FiveCows · 22/11/2023 16:55

Trains

JuliaGoolias · 22/11/2023 16:57

Cat escapes again
Bad leg must heal! Catch, contain!
Grumpy cat wants out

JuliaGoolias · 22/11/2023 17:00

Staff well-being time
Here: mental health webinar
Just reduce workload

JuliaGoolias · 22/11/2023 17:02

Pudding was promised
Shop busy, mind exhausted
Pretend I forgot

JuliaGoolias · 22/11/2023 17:05

Guests arriving soon
No meal; just ingredients
Quick, cook! Or serve toast?

Notquitegrownup2 · 22/11/2023 18:20

Theme for the next one: the budget. (well autumn statement really)

Or Just Jeremy Hunt!