What's in your fruit bowl?

[Pascha]

Right now?

Mine contains 5 apples, including 4 Granny Smiths deemed 'too sour' to eat , two stray nerf bullets and Ds1's headphones.

The shopping will arrive tomorrow and the detritus will be evacuated to make room for, you know, actual fruit that will be eaten.

Is yours more interesting?

Two satsumas, some sellotape and a plastic dinosaur.

2 brown bananas that need thrown out.

Some aldi specially selected easy peelers, 4 pink lady apples and 2 McDonald’s happymeal minion toys.

There are grapes and a honeydew melon in the fridge.

Another one with 2 brown bananas. Nothing else.

A banana, random Lego pieces I find on the floor and a squashy toy bat

Oh and 3 bananas, because I threw the 4th away this morning because the bottom half was all black.

Half a dozen satsumas and a couple of huge quinces.

Bananas, apples, pears, oranges, plums.

Spare change, keys and some hair ties.

We are keto so no fruit.

I’m at my DM’s, hers is full of Cadbury hero’s

A bunch of mouldy bananas that went from green to brown in one day. I refuse to have an empty fruit bowl so they will sit there glaring at me until I replace them.

3 brown bananas and a crinkly apple.

4 Pink Lady, 3 Gala apples, 4 bananas and 2 packs of satsumas. Grapes in fridge.

Pens, most of which don’t work. Keys for unknown locks. A charger for an unknown device. A memory card. Golf tees. Some random foreign coins.

There’s no room for any actual fruit, which sits on the table still in its supermarket packaging.

I don't have one because I'm sick of seeing fruit turn really fast. It's all in the fridge now😁

Plums, tangerines and apples

Nothing, because it's not Christmas and it only gets used to make trifle in, which we only have at Christmas.

We don't buy fresh fruit because it always gets wasted. We eat frozen or tinned instead, or the odd apple that lives in the fridge.

2 lemons, 3 pears, 1 persimmon and 2 oranges

@Pascha turn the apples into apple mush and serve with custard.

a banana and two satsumas

1 honey dew melon that refuses to ripen, 6 or so bananas, 5 apples, grapes and a few over ripe apricots!

Shopping yesterday so about 16 apples, 8 bananas,8 satsumas and 6 pears.
Separate bowl for 4 lemons and 4 limes and 4 avocados.

4 bananas
4 apples - 3 gala, 1 granny Smith
2 satsumas that are on the cusp of going in the food waste
1 avocado which should be acceptably ripe between 07:05 and 08:12 tomorrow
3 lemons

Unusually no random bits of (not literal) shit that there usually is

Three drawing pins

Bananas on top of pens and a pair of oven gloves.
Loads of other fruit in the fridge.