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Now That's What I Call Mumsnet Vol 1

168 replies

NooNakedJacuzziness · 29/10/2023 11:01

Just pondering what the track list would be. I've got:

Screamin' in the Sistine Chapel

Anyfucker who had a heart

There's an elderly Korean Woman in my garden who swears she's Elvis

anymore?

OP posts:
Chemenger · 29/10/2023 11:03

Cutted up pear

NipLash · 29/10/2023 11:05

Tiny Wanker.
Everytime I hear Tiny Dancer I think of that post and laugh!

NeverDropYourMooncup · 29/10/2023 11:06

Wouldn't it be Naice.

KitchenSinkLlama · 29/10/2023 11:11

Can't get you out of my house.

CesareBorgia · 29/10/2023 11:16

The Mumsnet Chicken Song

CesareBorgia · 29/10/2023 11:17

50 Ways to Leave The Bastard

FadedRed · 29/10/2023 11:19

Those were the days, my friend,

secretrugbyfan · 29/10/2023 11:30

Ducks in a Row by Ditchhim, Quick and Hide

chocolateisavegetable · 29/10/2023 11:38

Clutch your Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top

AceOfCups · 29/10/2023 11:39

Penis Beaker

saraclara · 29/10/2023 11:41

Sylvia's Mother-in-Law

Mummy08m · 29/10/2023 11:45

What's Love Got to Do With It (Relationships)
All Night Long (Parenting)
Man! I feel like a woman (FWR)
Nothing Compares to MIL (aibu)
Can't get you out of my parking space (aibu)
I bet that you look good on the destination-wedding dance floor (S+B)

saraclara · 29/10/2023 12:02

Toxic

allgrownupnow · 29/10/2023 12:04

Down Mexico Way (a CF stole my house )

SnowyPetals · 29/10/2023 12:05

The doorbell is a - ringing but I ain't answering

WhateverMate · 29/10/2023 12:10

Did you mean to be so Rude (Boy) - Rihanna.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 29/10/2023 12:13

Like a Brian out of Hull by Meatloaf.

Breathmiller · 29/10/2023 12:16

(Don't) Stand By Your Man- (LTB remix) - Tammy Wynette

SiobhanSharpe · 29/10/2023 12:16

You ain't nothing but a (slobbery, jumpy, too-friendly) hound dog with zero recall.

saraclara · 29/10/2023 12:19

MacArthur Parking Space

saraclara · 29/10/2023 12:20

Don't Ring my Bell

MainlyOnThePlain · 29/10/2023 12:21

99 Red Balonz

saraclara · 29/10/2023 12:21

Mud on the Soles of her Shoes

NeverDropYourMooncup · 29/10/2023 12:22

(Center) Parc Life.

WhateverMate · 29/10/2023 12:24

Midnight Rambler - by The Trolling Stones.

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