Now That's What I Call Mumsnet Vol 1

[NooNakedJacuzziness]

Just pondering what the track list would be. I've got:

Screamin' in the Sistine Chapel

Anyfucker who had a heart

There's an elderly Korean Woman in my garden who swears she's Elvis

anymore?

The Next Episode (of Get Well Soon) - Drs Dre and Ranj

Fart Cuz It's Funny - the Knuckleheadz ft. Snapped

Unfinished Sympathy - Massive Attack ft. The Trolls

Special Cases - Massive Attack ft. The Hugely Entitled

The Spoil(er)s - Massive Attack ft. Cautions

The (Cock) Lodgers - Style Council

A Cockwombling merry Christmas?

And anything by Yoni Mitchell....

Red Flag - Dido

It’s Raining Men Perhaps Oh You Bad Bad Kitten Has Some Advice - The Weather Girls

Don’t Call Me Unless You’ve Pre-arranged To - Blondie

Sorted For Naice Ham and Pom Bears - Pulp

Hello, This is Yoni - Paul Evans and oh my god who even HAS telephone answering machines anyway these days

Don't Steal My Sunshine. Urgent planing advice needed re neighbours from hell - Len

Let's talk about sex (as long as it's in the sex topic) Salt n Pepa

Burning down the house (because I saw a money spider)
Talking Heads

If there was a Mumsnet TV channel - Ten Pound Pombears (Anyone)?

Tell me lies, sweet little lies. (How old do l look)

Someone's Knocking at the Door (Don't answer it unless it's someone who has made an appointment first)

Loving these!

What Becomes of the Brokenhearted (spent a penny then I snapped and farted)

50 Ways To Cook A Chicken - Paul Simon

Shame this title couldn’t also incorporate the MN standard whereby a modest roast chicken stretches to cook meals for a family of the four the entire week

Don't Stand So Close To Me (asyou'remakingmefeelveryuncomfortableanditcouldbetakenassexualharrassmentshoulditcontinue) The Police

Dying On That Hill - Kate Bush

8 Days A Week (that's how many times I wash my sheets)

Sea creatures
penis beaker
LTB for any small reason
parent & child parking space

Leave (the bastard) Right Now by Will Young

By Suzy Quattro's FAT Nan

The Cat Crept In - Mud ft. Fish Sticks and Ham

This is an Emergency (but shall I wait till the morning to call the GP) by The Pigeon Detectives

A.I.B.U. by the Village People

T-rexing in Asda