Now That's What I Call Mumsnet Vol 1

[NooNakedJacuzziness]

Just pondering what the track list would be. I've got:

Screamin' in the Sistine Chapel

Anyfucker who had a heart

There's an elderly Korean Woman in my garden who swears she's Elvis

anymore?

Tie a Mumsnet Scarf round the Old Oak Tree

Sporn - Natalie Imbruglia

Our House (is the naicest in the street)

Sackcloth and Ashes (grey, beige and greige) - and ode to S&B

Anything by Yoni Mitchell has just made me dribble tea over myself .

Don’t call me baby Karen - Madison Avenue (feat. Da FWR Crew)

David Bowie Ch-ch-ch-changing my name for this..

The Lonely Man - The Banned

(Everything I Do) I Do It For The PFB - Bryan Adams

Tie your stepmother down.

Papa in law, don't preach.

Cat People (Putting Out Fire With A Sprayer) - David Bowie

Do They Know It's The Christmas Board? By Band Aid

Special britpop edition:

Some girls are bigger than others - the smiths (weight loss board)
Charmless man - blur (relationships)
Road rage - catatonia (aibu)
Cigarettes and alcohol - oasis - (addiction support board)
Mis-shapes - pulp (s+b)

Knockin' On a Mumsnetters Door

Zombie (Thread)

The definitive MNs musical - Annie Get Your Ducks in a Row

Anything by the Cheeky (Fucker) Girls.

Socks On Fire - Queens Of Housekeeping

Unreasonable parking (bonus track featuring diagram)

Tinkle Tinkle Laughing Star - The Head Tilts

Baby I’m on Air Fryer by Chat, Ft. Izzy it Worth it

Lost Sight (of My Appetite) by Tiny and The Undereaters Ft. Keto

Money's too Tight to Mention (even though we have a household income of £170k).

I can see (a line) clearly when there’s nothing there - Johnny Nash

by the rivers of sweetcorn - Boney M

Check yo (privileged) self by Ice Cube (of poo)

Please cancel the cheque...

[that you] Bad Sharon.,

We're fumin.

Screaming in the chapel.

Don't buy for me, Baylis and Harding.

Last night a DC saved my life with a soft toy
*(That the shop stopped making a long time ago)

Cry me a river (of sweetcorn) - Justin Timberlake
Cod zilla - Eminem

I want your (bum) sex, by The Fridays