Now That's What I Call Mumsnet Vol 1

[NooNakedJacuzziness]

Just pondering what the track list would be. I've got:

Screamin' in the Sistine Chapel

Anyfucker who had a heart

There's an elderly Korean Woman in my garden who swears she's Elvis

anymore?

I want to hold your hand (handhold please) by The Beatles

Healing Hands by Brian and The Yonis (feat. Elton John).

Keep your hands to yourself, Brian! By the Georgia Satellites

Blurred Lines (does this look like a positive test result to you?).

Experimental release.
Jaffa Cake (must be by Limp Bizkit)

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. By Tammy Wynette (leave the bastard remix)

Burning down the (Mexican) house by Talking Heads

John Denver - Leaving on a Jet Plane (but I haven't paid extra to book seats together but I'm sure someone will move for us)

I'm a man by Spencer Davis Group.

I have just PMSL at the rivers of sweetcorn original post. How have I missed it up until now?!?

Womanizer - Britney Spears
Rabbit - Chas & Dave
Good Vibrations - Beach Boys

Tits all over now, baby blue. Joan Baez. For the infant feeding board.

Any song by Squeeze - Sporner's corner.

We’ve Got a Womanizer & We Know How to Use It (Parental Advisory, Explicit Lyrics)

9-5 ( WFH or office?) by Dolly Parton

Don’t Open the Door
Pick Up The Poo
(I Put Crab Sticks)Through Your Window

can be for vol 2

Phat (Balls) Planet by Leftfield

Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 AIBU