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Now That's What I Call Mumsnet Vol 1

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NooNakedJacuzziness · 29/10/2023 11:01

Just pondering what the track list would be. I've got:

Screamin' in the Sistine Chapel

Anyfucker who had a heart

There's an elderly Korean Woman in my garden who swears she's Elvis

anymore?

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NowNumber5 · 29/10/2023 20:05

*Going to the (Sistine) chapel and we’re gonna start screaming

*Might as well face it you’re addicted to mumsnet

*My baby just cries for me

*You’re so vain you probably think this post is about you

*That’s not my name (Karen)

*Push It (Due in October 23 board)

HoogahToogah · 29/10/2023 20:22

a-MIL-i by Lil Wayne

Why do you keep coming over, Valerie - Amy Winehouse

Brush your itchy teeth - Coco melon

HoogahToogah · 29/10/2023 20:23

Who let the dogs in (...to the village cafe) - Baha Men

HoogahToogah · 29/10/2023 20:25

111 - Wyclef Jean

NowNumber5 · 29/10/2023 20:27

ABBA Special

*Mamma Mia! Here we go again (expecting our 5th)

*Does Your MIL Know (you’re posting about her)

*Ring Ring (Doorbell)

*Money Money Money (must be funny in a Mumsnetter’s world)

*Chicken Tikka (what’s for dinner tonight)

HoogahToogah · 29/10/2023 20:33

GDPR (instead of GDFR) - song by Flo Rida

AuntieJoyce · 29/10/2023 20:35

I heard it through the class WhatsApp group

Thmssngvwlsrnd · 29/10/2023 20:42

Unlovable by The Smiths. Dedicated to all the landlords on mumsnet.

JanglingJack · 29/10/2023 21:44

NooNakedJacuzziness · 29/10/2023 16:08

By Suzy Quattro's FAT Nan

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I knew it didn't look right!

In that case -

Can The (Coke) Can...

Can The Can(tonese take out?)

Mummy08m · 29/10/2023 22:12

Sometime can someone explain the rivers of sweetcorn references...! I remember well the yoni massage. Good mumsnet times

Mummy08m · 30/10/2023 04:38

KeeefBurtain · 29/10/2023 22:48

@Mummy08m

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/383977-ellaroo-s-river-of-sweetcorn

Haha that is so horrific my heart goes out to that mum! Thank you for sharing! (2007 was before my mumsnet days!)

TheMildManneredMilitant · 30/10/2023 06:49

Christmas edition...
I Saw Mommy Kissing Father Christmas
Father Christmas Baby
Father Christmas is Coming to Town

everywhichway · 30/10/2023 06:52

Beaker Street - Gerry Rafferty

CesareBorgia · 30/10/2023 08:06

everywhichway · 30/10/2023 06:52

Beaker Street - Gerry Rafferty

Wins the thread 😁

Theokaycokey · 30/10/2023 08:14

Parking Life by Blur

AutumnCrow · 30/10/2023 08:17

Brown Sugar Substitute - Rolling Stones (weight loss board)

AreThereSomewhereIslands · 30/10/2023 08:29

Someone Punched the Cake Out in the Rain.

(A golden oldie, obviously! Grin)

WildFlowerBees · 30/10/2023 08:57

Blowing in the wind - Mumsnet Scarf.

Theokaycokey · 30/10/2023 09:03

We're going to the (Sistine) Chapel and we're going to...SCREAMMMMM by The Dixie Cups.

Theokaycokey · 30/10/2023 09:07

Constant Craving (why aren't I losing weight) by K.d. Lang.

Theokaycokey · 30/10/2023 09:12

I got a feeling....that he's cheating by the Black Eyed Peas

BruceAndNosh · 30/10/2023 09:15

Knock knock knocking on Heaven's Door (and Saint Peter wouldn't even open it for Bob Dylan)

Don't park so Close to me by Call the Police on 111

REP22 · 30/10/2023 09:21

Pom(bear)peii by Bastille

Theokaycokey · 30/10/2023 09:22

You make me feel like an unnatural woman (albeit one with a cock) - Ureter Franklin

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