My goodness this house has potential….

[Katharinablumwasinnocent]

Another bit of property porn. It could be magnificent if done properly, but suspect it will just end up looking generically blingy, with loads of very expensive flash furniture. I’ve looked at so many gorgeous properties in posh bits of London and none of them ever seem authentic. Just bland and shiny with no colour or texture but this is so different. Reminds me of that museum in London Dennis Severs house I think.
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65693610/?search_identifier=1ddd3b0668426f81e02f4a2818887848b1743f3d4e2131827d138a63d9e26bc9

Jeez lighten up people, it was a joke! 😜

Why do I need to "lighten up" - it was a lighthearted comment. Jeez.

Oh my

Absolutely love everything about this house.

Love the portrait of the man with the baboon (and then the taxidermied baboon on the fireplace). Yes, looks like he was / is the owner and the baboon his beloved companion

And the overflowing champagne supply 😍 love love love

I wouldn't change a thing (except maybe the kitchen).

Love the paint colours as well.

This one is urrrm interesting
Right on the main road into Crawley

Estate agent listing is terrible. The same pictures appear multiple times and there is no floor plan

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140487803#/?channel=RESBUY

Wonder if it’s judge Rinders home 😂

I couldn't agree more. £4m quid and you can't pay for a couple of hours gardening to tidy the yard?

Was going to say the same - it’s amazing as is! That office is the absolute dream. SPACE!! So much space. Love the wall colours. Maybe a new kitchen. So much fab stuff must have happened in there, even just daily life through the ages.

Ugh it will be flats, won’t it? 😢