I was doing my important job,
When suddenly I spy,
Something that is not quite right,
With the lady walking by.
Brazenly in her uniform,
She dropped her kids to school,
Now for a dinner lady,
That is a broken rule.
She was really showing off,
Hips were all a swagger,
In her chef's white's she was,
With the moves like Jagger!
Now I'm a concerned citizen,
We can't be having this.
Who does she think she is,
She is taking the piss.
So I report her there and then,
It was received with glee,
It's on the minutes for next meeting,
Good old important me!
Now if you see the same my friends,
You really HAVE to tell,
I would be an all rounder,
If only I could spell!