One utterly unnecessary thing you really want.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Mine is a tiara - not necessarily an expensive one - costume jewellery really - but I would never have an occasion to wear one, and as I have a face like a homely potato, I’d look ridiculous in one. But I still get that little yearning, if I see one on FB or Etsy.

I bought one, well not actually a diamond, but a lab grown one and cost me £65, and it's got 2x 2ct fake diamonds and it's platinum coated. I love it

You’re inspiring me! I wonder if they hurt when actually on? I’d love one but in reality I even find cotton headbands give me a headache. It won’t stop me from buying one though!

We went to one of the hotels on that programme for our big birthdays this year. It was bliss.

In the meantime I'm with @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius on the tiara. Here's the one I've had saved on my phone for about five years. Did I say I had a big birthday?!

🤣🤣

My one feels heavy-ish will which I wasn’t expecting for the price.

It is pushable into hair but it felt a bit grippy.

Much comfier with actual grips pinning it on.

A rocking horse for adults. With a combable mane and tail.

Thirty years off my face and body.
And a perfect white wedding dress. I never had one, but if I had the 30 years off I'd buy one and wear it every day. Though just in the house.

This is mine too. Always wanted one. A big balcony too leading off the master bedroom.

I used to go past an antique shop with a brass horseman on a rearing horse either side of the door and always thought it they would look beautifully ridiculous outside my bungalow. I'll settle for a gargoyle or two though. I'd love some gargoyles

A solo canoe.
I can canoe well and we have a large one for me and the DC but I want one for me and me only. Not that I’d ever get a chance to use it solo because when I’m off, so are
the DC.
Maybe it’s my retirement plan.

@Theroom please buy your hat. Even if you never wear it perhaps you could use it as an item of decor? Hang it on a wall or on a carved wooden hat standy thing.

Regarding my tank, I might see if I could drive one on one of those Red Letter Day type things for my next big birthday. Perhaps that geezer in Chiswick.....

@ArcaneWireless 😍

I have a tiara @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius - I used to wear it to Glastonbury (with my combat trousers and a glittery bra). I then reused it for my wedding. Haven't been to Glastonbury for about 15 years now, and it's been in a box ever since - maybe I should dust it off.

I want a stoop/veranda / whatever they are called, that wraps around the house and has rocking chairs and a swing (I live in a semi, but a girl can dream).

Oooh, @ArcaneWireless - that is Fab. U. Lous!
Anyone else enjoying tiara love, please join us on the Royal style and beauty thread. Tiara admiration is a regular topic 💕

@CharlotteStreetW1

Yours looks a lot more expensive than a fiver …

Stunning. 😍

Another baby 😂

https://www.tatler.com/article/tiara-of-the-month-the-valkyrie-tiara
This is one of my tiaras. The Valkyrie.

I want a grandchild! Doesn't look likely for a while....

A harpsichord.

We had one at school which tinkered on when I was an okay pianist. I can barely play the piano but I’d quite like to learn the pieces I played again.

Sadly, all my money goes on the betterment of my kids and Labradors.

An air fryer

Maireas is right - lovely tiara talk is to be had on that thread. 😘

They have pretty feet (my want on this thread) in lovely shoes too 😡

And don’t care that I have pointed out that my stocky wallopers of lower limbs look like rolled briskets in espadrille laces. 🫣

A Louis Vuitton neverfull tote bag in ballerina pink, I usually hate this kind of thing but I love it! The price is beyond insane though!!

Well, yours may be like briskets, @ArcaneWireless - but you know that my feet are like Nosferatu's.
I would love pretty feet. Not ridiculous bony appendages which seemingly have no fat on them whatsoever.

Ah, not quite @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius ! I have a ickle one who is called Errol, coz he’s cute. This one would be his missus - huge and scary ready to flame anyone taking the piss! Good spot tho! GNU.

I saw a brooch that V&A had for sale it was in the shape of a badger with, iirc, a massive opal. It was expensive, for me, but I could have afforded it. But it was so frivolous and, really, a brooch!? Who wears them? I still regret talking myself out of it. And loads of people wear brooches!

My own zip line. There's a little one at the park but it's always covered in kids. I would love one just for me that I could enjoy to my hearts content