One utterly unnecessary thing you really want.

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Mine is a tiara - not necessarily an expensive one - costume jewellery really - but I would never have an occasion to wear one, and as I have a face like a homely potato, I’d look ridiculous in one. But I still get that little yearning, if I see one on FB or Etsy.

Goats to live in my garden (10m square of London decking, but still….).

My nose pierced. That one I might do.

A big chunky Hermes enamel cuff. Ridiculously expensive and totally unnecessary but I would love one!

A Hermes Evelyne bag.
In Etoupe.

Only if I win the lottery.

An enormous planter that's shaped like a tiger. I saw one once about 15 years ago and never stopped thinking about it

lifesized golden retriever statue (gold in colour). I saw one in home sense ages ago and equally never stopped thinking about it.

A boob job

An iPad Pro with an Apple Pencil and keyboard, but I already have a MacPro that is only 2 years old and only really use it for MN and shopping. It is a thing of beauty and I love a gadget

One of those toys where the penguins go up the stairs and slide down.

Aw, this is so lovely

There's a gorgeous hat on Vinted which I've had in my Favourites for months. I have almost bought it several times. It's the kind of hat you'd wear to Ascot, but I never go there. It's too "Look at MEEE!!!!" for a wedding.

It's easily affordable but I just don't know where I'd wear it. Plus I have nothing to wear it with so I'd need to buy a dress and shoes to wear with it. But it's so beautiful!

A Range Rover

Oh god me too. I would love a tiara and would want to wear one everywhere. I have thought many times to get a lovely fake one from Etsy or similar and just look at it (or maybe wear it in the bath).

Also an aga and a pure white kitchen.

I want a massive GOT-type dragon in the gateway. You wouldn’t be able to get the car in the drive but yeah.

You should buy the hat as your "treasure".
I remember years ago a friend showing me her "treasure" - a white silky scarf.
She never wore it but just loved it.

Would your MN name be referring to a dragon called Errol, @Errolwasahero?

I have a white jellycat dragon called Errol. But now I want a massive one on the front lawn too.

An enormous greenhouse - big enough for a peach tree.

A crow.

I'd like a whopper of a diamond ring. Just so when people ask "Blimey, look at the size of that, is it real?" I could say "Yes it is". 😂

A heated swimming pool inside a greenhouse big enough to have huge pots of lemon trees and jasmine.

A tank, not a fish tank, an actual tank. It's a logical progression from a Chelsea tractor. I'd love to trundle round in it to Tesco or the Doctor, with my little head peeping out the top. I don't mind if the gun had been decommissioned. I don't think they're road legal though and I haven't the foggiest idea how to drive one.

I gave in and bought one. A princely £5 from a wedding shop close down on the bay of E.

It is proper.

but my grannie was right - ye cannae polish shite

What??? Gee I guess I'd better finally buy one for dd then.

You need to watch Mrs Harris is going to Paris @wildwestpioneer

A bloke used to drive a tank around Chiswick @IcakethereforeIam. Possibly he’d been kicked out further west from Chelsea.

I've been looking for a new car recently and what I really want, but definitely don't need, is a brand new SUV.

Common sense has prevailed & I've chosen a much lower priced second hand car. It's still a bit bigger than my old one as we camp a few times each year so need the space but it's definitely not huge or flashy 😂.