One utterly unnecessary thing you really want.

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Mine is a tiara - not necessarily an expensive one - costume jewellery really - but I would never have an occasion to wear one, and as I have a face like a homely potato, I’d look ridiculous in one. But I still get that little yearning, if I see one on FB or Etsy.

A shower where you can electronically control the temperature

After many many many hints my DP bought me one for Xmas. I love it, I always wanted one. I like naff.

I really want a big grand dolls house.
I want to spend my time decorating it with fancy miniature furniture.

I have neither the space nor the money but, god damnit, I want one!

@IrresponsiblyCertainAboutSexualDimorphism If you get chickens you’ll get the rats for free 😅

This:
https://www.yarnworx.com/products/dmc-wooden-collectors-box-includes-500-dmc-stranded-cottons?variant=41097259221143&currency=GBP&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4IP1l4O3gQMVGTkGAB0wXAcgEAQYAiABEgLVTPD_BwE

Hut that price is bonkers and I barely embroider these days due to being busy with DC and I wouldn’t want to mess up the threads. But it’s a thing of beauty.

A proper dining room again. We downsized and now have a kitchen/diner.

The Oxford English Dictionary - all 20 volumes. And a very comfy armchair because I won’t be leaving the house for quite a while.

And I know it’s online but I still want the print version.

A really expensive watch. Really expensive.

A field next to my house with two donkeys.

And a utility room and a pantry. More than the watch really.

Great thread OP. Not a thing as such but I would like to book into that Swiss hotel/clinic place that Monica and prat Giles (glad he’s been replaced by Rob now) visited on one of their hotel programs. I would stay for 6 months having every sort of treatment I desired and losing all my excess weight. They of course would also cater for my little dog as I would be such a VIP guest, I would then emerge transformed like a butterfly from my ugly chrysalis at the end of my stay.

My DH bought me a huge dictionary some years ago, it’s massive but I love thumbing through it and learning new words and meanings

A holiday. Somewhere warm.

An orangerie. To be quite honest, I don’t really know what the point of one is, but they sound so posh and I really, really want one.

I'd love a really fancy coffee machine....I don't drink coffee, and neither does anyone else who lives in the house.

Some knee-high boots because I saw them and they're beautiful.
I live in a very hot country.

🤣🤣

I only want fancy rats in my conservatory though.

An enormous planter that's shaped like a tiger. I saw one once about 15 years ago and never stopped thinking about it

I'd really like a bath I can fit in as I'm too tall for most! I'd like a porch and also one of those little balconies off my bedroom. Juliet balcony is it? No idea why, it's pissing down most of the time and would hardly be used, and would look really weird on my house, but there we have it.

A fairfax and favor Charlotte coat

Pointless as it would get dirty at work and I would probably rip it at home on a fence.

A chihuahua and a handbag to carry it in. Also pointless on a farm.

My tongue pierced. I have been very close to doing it since I was 18 but not sure what my work would think and my mum would definitely disapprove. If I'm honest the quote in pulp fiction about it "being a sex thing" doesn't help as I don't want people to think that's why. I just want it! I'm 37

One of those back doors that's like a stable door so you can just open the top half. Would look ridiculous on my house though!

100% gold Rolex. Naff. Expensive. Not to mention I've never worn a watch in my life. But I want one.

A bag. It’s not remotely expensive and I have other bags - I’d buy it right this second except it’s out of bloody stock and I can’t stop thinking about it!! I got an email alert today to say it’s back in stock but the detailing is in the wrong colour 🫠

Someone who will just play with my hair- brush it/plait it/put clips in it or whatever.

DP is rubbish at brushing my hair 😡😂