One utterly unnecessary thing you really want.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Mine is a tiara - not necessarily an expensive one - costume jewellery really - but I would never have an occasion to wear one, and as I have a face like a homely potato, I’d look ridiculous in one. But I still get that little yearning, if I see one on FB or Etsy.

A room with a proper floor for dancing where I could practice ballet and tap every day in an endeavour to be not the worst one in the class (which I am at the moment).

A porch and a private parking space. We live in a flat fronted Victorian cottage on a main road with just enough front garden for the bins so neither is achievable sadly.

A house with a gallery

Also a utility room. Want the utility room more.

I want the capybara too! Or ten cats. Or a baby elephant.

I want a custom built hobbit hole at the bottom of our garden. Complete with real fires, feather beds and delicious food in the pantry.

A traditional vardo

As we seem to have expanded the budget for this thread, I'll add that I love those traditional bikes you see that come in all different colours. If I could I'd have three or four in various colours to match to my outfits! I'd probably get red, blue, racing green and also a neutral coloured one just in case. Oh, and a garage to store them in 😬

@IcakethereforeIam

Yes. That's what it's called!

@NeedWineNow Could you not achieve this with a garden room?

An iPhone 13 mini. There's no reason for me to swap phones, yet I'm googling it incessantly.

A national collection of regal pelargonium, and the land, greenhouse, time and skill to look after them.

....and violas.

I realise that but I still prefer the image of a glove that opens, revealing a treasure trove of alcohol.

I'd like to have a tiger, but dh says No. He's afraid it will eat us, or the dogs, or the neighbours, but I am sure that, if I raise it from a cub, it will be a complete pussy cat, and I refuse to be convinced otherwise.

@madeinmanc Lack of garden size and lack of funds means not sadly, but I can dream!

Of course it would! 🐾

It's a wolf I'd like.
I managed to train a golden retriever, so I'm sure a wolf'd be fine.

Your wolf and my tiger could be friends, @AliceAforethought.

Sounds adorable @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius
There'd be lots of purring, frolicking and happy tail wagging I'm sure.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Please keep your tiger on a leash, though, I don't want it nipping at my legs when I cycle past on one of my brightly coloured bikes! 😮

Maybe just commandeer one of the rooms of your house, let's face it, men are always doing stuff like that 😀

Maybe your other half can go on the male equivalent of Mumsnet and moan about you commandeering a whole room, while being careful not to mention your "outing" hobby.

Also a house with a galleried landing
A new car
A walk-in wardrobe complete with a hell of a lot of very good quality clothes, shoes & bags
An on suite
A Juliet balcony in my bedroom
A designer handbag, but not one that could ever be mistaken for a knock off/the types that have flooded the imitation market e.g. Christian Dior tote bag
Botox/fillers

@madeinmanc I have thought about that 😂

Rivendell Lego set

I caved and bought this this month. It is lovely.

One of those Skylight digital photo frames that connect to the wifi so you can email photos to it and they come up straightaway.

I promise my tiger will be very well behaved, and would r dream of nipping anything.