One utterly unnecessary thing you really want.

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Mine is a tiara - not necessarily an expensive one - costume jewellery really - but I would never have an occasion to wear one, and as I have a face like a homely potato, I’d look ridiculous in one. But I still get that little yearning, if I see one on FB or Etsy.

I want reading glasses onna stick, très fancy silver ones. I think they're called lorgnettes(?). Don't know why.

I have a couple, just go buy one, the people in the shop will show you how to tie one.
You can get really cheap basic artificial fibre sars for £10.

I would say I wanted a randoseru, but a friend came back from Japan with one for me 2 days ago.

A hammock, although in reality I probably would fall out and or spill my brew .

No ferret in it though! Might stretch to a beaver.

A home gym with pool, steam room and hot tub.

A "Giant" electric bike. They are so expensive, the price of a used car, but top quality and very good to ride. I will never buy one. But want one.

A gold Cartier tank watch.

Oh I'd love one too.

A swimming pool. But wouldn't want to leave existing house which would mean our entire back garden was water 🙂

Oooh, that sounds good. I might actually work out at home if we had enough space for it. Or it might turn into a dumping ground. Could go either way.

A house with my own garden, a dining room, at least 3 bedrooms, an office and space for me to have a booze cupboard😂 oh and a proper pantry. Completely unnecessary as it's only me and two cats.

I know someone with a sauna full of boxes. 🤣

I’d like staff.

That actually sounds really cool, but also like you could have pigeon bathing issue down the line.

Birkenstock clogs. Can't stop thinking about them

A secret room that opens behind a bookcase. Inside is a library with a ladder for the higher shelves.

And just comfortable sofas etc

@pleasefuckinggodno I was just fantasising about having a sauna this morning (I was chilly...)... maybe it isn't such a good idea!

@holachicatita Birkenstock clogs don't sound like an unreasonable thing to want at all! (Says the person with about five pairs of Birkenstocks, but no clogs...)

An in house beauty trained person. Massage before bed, nails always manicured at my convenience, facial when needed. Cheeky little foot rub when watching TV.

But are they necessary? I also have so many pairs of Birkenstocks that I mourn them come winter, so the clogs are looking like an amazing alternative. Ok maybe they are necessary, I've talked myself into them, off to buy now 😂

@holachicatita I say go for it! Comfy feet are very important to general wellbeing, don't-y'-know...

Oh yes, me too. The ultimate luxury. A housekeeper in particular.

Dh would like a telescope

Ds would like a PlayStation

I would like a new telly

A bidet!

I would love at least three or four pet Capybaras and a big pool for them to wallow in. Like those heated thermal spring pools they have for them in Japanese zoos. I would take them for walls on a harness and house train them. People would tell me they like my dog and what breed is it ? I would just grin to myself. I expect my guinea pigs would enjoy having their big "cousins" around!