Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent

[Peachpicklepie]

I'll go first. I've just put a piece of half eaten peanut butter toast on the roof of my car and driven off.
Your turn.

I have bruises on the bottom of my foot from stepping on a WWE wrestler.

He’s digging up the road!

I haven’t had to watch Peppa for many years. I don’t miss her.

OMG you lucky person. That is truly amazing.

I buy over-priced miniature clothes when every T-shirt I own has a hole in it.

I have random jars full of glitter that I have to keep because they're 'snow globes'.

Oh! We had Peppa Pig with my nephew and as yet we've managed to avoid it with our DC. I'm sure it'll hit us at some point.

I've probably cut the sandwiches the wrong way, squares instead of triangles!

Yes this was also me this morning with the toy being on repeat.

This! I love it.

Opened my fridge for milk and said hello to Buzz Lightyear.

When you hear the word mum and you reply, my youngest is 17

I went to work with yoghurt all over my pants today and didn't realise

I just extracted 8 pairs of pants from 8 pairs of trousers

Still sleep with phone under the pillow only be been dh and me at home for ten years !!! Phone has never rang at night in all that time but you never know when mums taxi is needed

I once held up the hospital gown for an adult patient and said 'put your donnies through there'.
(I'm not sure how widespread it is, but 'donnies' is a colloquial term for hands in the midlands)

My living room is a shit tip and covered in toys.

I have a decent income and I'm poor.

When driving I have been known to call out

Digger
Tractor
Unimog
Fire Engine

Very common activity with DC I know except mine are 29,27 and 24.

I also do the emergency braking arm flung across front passenger to save them. Youngest did it to me recently, I was extremely touched and proud

Teeth, teeth, shoes, shoes now.

This morning I washed a snot-covered bedsheet and I've just removed three cuddly toy dogs and a dinosaur from my coffee table.

We found makka pakka at the beach last night. Lots of piles of stones. My DD was so delighted she vomited on herself 🤦‍♀️

I decided to wear my good dress to the manor resort I was treated to this week. It has been carefully stowed in an appropriate garment bag in my wardrobe and is the nicest thing I own. I sat down to afternoon tea in a beautiful morning room and there was a lovely piano player providing light music, all fab. Go to the ladies room and there was a dry booger finger print on my Good Dress.

I thought we were cleverly avoiding her until the Friday evening I picked her up from nursery during their Friday after tea DVD time and they were watching it there. Explains why there had been squeals of "PIG!" every time we passed some merchandise in the supermarket.

You certainly can! Mr Bull is always digging up the road in Peppa Pig.

My pelvic floor is screwed

I pray for a bit of quiet..... then run around the house scared that they have gone quiet