If you had a substantial amount of cash...

[CurlewKate]

..and had to keep it in your house for a week and you didn't my have a safe, where would you put it? Hypothetically.....

Taped behind a mirror

Hmmm 🤔 probably in a suitcase on the top of the wardrobe.

In the loft.

If you have a bedside table or chest of drawers, take the bottom drawer out and put the cash underneath before putting the drawer back.

Taped under the bottom drawer of my chest of drawers.

Or on the floor under the chest of drawers with a piece of carpet on top cut to fit if I had a remnant.

Or in a bag stuffed at the back of the airing cupboard.

Probably somewhere I deemed to be safe at the time but then I’d forget and spend the next 6 months looking for it!

I’d split it up. One portion somewhere relatively ‘obvious’ like underwear drawer. Then the rest in a makeup bag in a suitcase, a cardboard box in the boiler cupboard, inside a towel in the airing cupboard, inside a board game box.

Are you searching for it or have some cash you want to hide (hypothetically speaking of course )?

Taped to the back of a picture frame on the wall

In the loft underneath the insulation stuff.

@FiloPasty Can soooo relate

It's weird- I really didn't think I'd be worried about this, but.....

And I've hardly handled cash for ages-apart for a couple of quid to buy eggs...

In a metal box under the floorboards

Slotted into different books.

Hide it under the teabags. Someone will find it eventually if you forget it's there.

Under the cat litter box

I would divide it into at least 5 portions and put each portion somewhere different - number of portions would be number of places I could think of

Let's see...

One in the lowest big dish in the stack of big dishes we only use at Christmas

One in the big cake tin we only use when there's a big birthday party.

One in an envelope in the gap at the back of the big reference books on the top shelf.

One in the gap between the bath panel and the bath.

One under a loose floorboard.

Could probably think of a few more.

I would hide it in my wellies

Where nobody would ever find it - the bottom of the pile of ironing in the basket

I’d wrap it up and bury it in the freezer or in the compost bin.

Oddly when we moved in last year I found a tiny safe built into the kitchen floor. It's very damp and no key so I wouldn't hide it there.

Thinking about it now I should probably find out why it's damp.

I think I'd hide cash behind the chest of drawers inside my wardrobe. It would be a pain to get out again but at least it would be safe.

Zipped inside a cushion cover, and put with other cushions into a vacuum storage bag, vacuumed flat and then put in the loft under a pile of teddy bears.

Wellies is a good idea- but I'd forget and put them on and break my toe....

@CornedBeef451 you must do a live safe opening- I cab't wait!

In the freezer. In an opaque plastic box labelled ‘placenta’.

Taped to the underside of the toilet cistern lid, with good waterproof tape in a sealed waterproof plastic bag.

In an envelope taped inside to door, above the door in our dark unlit cupboard under the stairs

In the baking tin of the currently out of use bread maker