George and the wedding email

[girlwhowearsglasses]

Is there not a thread on this already - or has it been and gone.

I am just 😱🙀
Never read anything like it.
Readily available online btw

Thanks, that was great!

Thanks @Bruton1, great work!

@Bruton1 loving you work

@Bruton1 you are splendid.

Well done @Bruton1 !

You’re welcome. Obvs have to change my username again but if any more nasty tories get married in Bruton I’ll have my finger on the pulse and thatchers in my bag. Might leave the pup behind next time though because she was a pain in the hole tbh.

@Bruton1 did you see this chap? The Mail doesn’t name him but it’s quite an outfit!

I have someone there - staff have had an email, no that that one, much is expected of them.

And they are expecting/hoping for a big tip!

I think Hello or Tatler should engage your services!

@Bruton1 Gove looked like he wanted to batter you with his brolly 😂

@OnlyFins yes I saw him, with a very pretty Asian wife/gf. They looked far too funky to be there, amongst all the blandness.

@Westfacing open to offers 🤣

And as GO looked at me, I did a final cry of ‘fuck the tories’ and scarpered.

Thank you @Bruton1 for speaking for us all. 😂

that dress

I think bridal shops should be banned from selling strapless wedding dresses full stop, let alone to older brides.

You certainly got close up! Where there any paps there? Other than you!

@Westfacing yeah loads of paps there.

I made The Fail!

You've made my afternoon.

You're famous!

Her hair is absolutely shocking too.

Any sign on Bojo at the wedding?? What a farce after all that’s been leaked…were his kids there? Great work @Bruton1 👍

Looking at the pictures of all the guests, it is surely going to be a shagfest as the night goes on. Keys thrown in the centre of the table sort of thing?

More on Osborne and Cameron’s austerity:

“ A decade of austerity by the Conservative-led governments after 2010 resulted in more than half a trillion pounds of lost public spending and a weaker economy, a left-of-centre thinktank has calculated. The Progressive Economy Forum said that had state spending continued at the pace before David Cameron became prime minister, it would have been £91bn higher by 2019 – enough to cover the entire education budget in that year.”

Coincidentally, since 2009, the wealth of Britain's richest 1,000 people increased by half a trillion pounds.

Thank you.

I find myself humming the theme music of Midsomer Murders while looking at the wedding photos.

I do hope DCI Barnaby's sleep is not disturbed by a telephone call later tonight.