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George and the wedding email

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girlwhowearsglasses · 07/07/2023 10:07

Is there not a thread on this already - or has it been and gone.

I am just 😱🙀
Never read anything like it.
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Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:15

No Bojo definitely wasn’t there. And tbh I wouldn’t know GO’s kids if I fell over them, so don’t know if they were there or not. No obvious security or police presence, though I’m sure there were some covertly. Really surprised he chose the local church to get married in rather than a private place, it’s not like he’s exactly popular around here and the church yard was packed out with locals spectating, and paps.

SophiaElise · 08/07/2023 19:16

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 18:14

And as GO looked at me, I did a final cry of ‘fuck the tories’ and scarpered.

Mission complete. It was exhilarating.

Love this! 💕

3BSHKATS · 08/07/2023 19:16

Bluebells1970 · 08/07/2023 18:45

Shock that dress Shock

I think bridal shops should be banned from selling strapless wedding dresses full stop, let alone to older brides.

I didnt like to say, but it is actually quite hideous, isn’t it on her obviously …. She’s got tits like a pair of spaniels ears

MisschiefMaker · 08/07/2023 19:16

What's wrong with strapless wedding dresses? I think she looks nice but admittedly I don't know what she looks like the rest of the time. She's in great shape, clearly works out a lot.

Prestat · 08/07/2023 19:18

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 16:12

Mariella frostrupp

v disappointing.

A303 · 08/07/2023 19:18

A local lady, who shall remain nameless, chased after them with orange confetti as they left the church.

Deliberate? JSO?

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:19

@Curiouscarla I think he correctly interpreted my death stare.

LittleBrownJug · 08/07/2023 19:19

I love you @Bruton1 ; you spoke for us all.

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:20

@A303 yes and yes

LittleBrownJug · 08/07/2023 19:21

Now we need @Westfacing ’s mole at H&W to grasp the baton …

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:21

@LittleBrownJug 🥰🥰 glad to be of service

RallySooney · 08/07/2023 19:26

Prestat · 08/07/2023 19:18

v disappointing.

I'm disappointed too.

ilovebrie8 · 08/07/2023 19:32

LittleBrownJug · 08/07/2023 19:21

Now we need @Westfacing ’s mole at H&W to grasp the baton …

Oh yes ! We need to goss once the booze starts flowing !

Curlygirl06 · 08/07/2023 19:37

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 15:28

I’ve got the perfect spot just across the road from the church. Just making friends with some fellow bystanders.

My own vague claim to fame- you're standing near where we used to wait for the school bus to take us to Wincanton! Bruton was a shithole when I lived there, went back for a mooch around a year or so ago, it's got very arty- fatty.

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:38

@Curlygirl06 yes it’s a bit poncy…lots of shitforcunts shops, that sell expensive shit, for cunts. But then there’s those of us who drink in the sun keeping it real 🤣

JimmyGrimble · 08/07/2023 19:39

Brava Bruton. And thank you for saying to George exactly what we’re all thinking.

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:39

@ilovebrie8 honestly I’m one can of cider away from putting a nicer frock and some slap on and mooching up there to loiter 🤣

whatausername · 08/07/2023 19:42

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:39

@ilovebrie8 honestly I’m one can of cider away from putting a nicer frock and some slap on and mooching up there to loiter 🤣

Let me open that can for you...

whatausername · 08/07/2023 19:46

MisschiefMaker · 08/07/2023 19:16

What's wrong with strapless wedding dresses? I think she looks nice but admittedly I don't know what she looks like the rest of the time. She's in great shape, clearly works out a lot.

She looks downright skinny, so much so that her head looks disproportionately large. If she were in a hospital gown instead of a wedding gown I'd easily believe she was very unwell. The hair adds to that - it's flat, dull and tied back. Again adds to that in-patient vibe.

StormShadow · 08/07/2023 19:46

Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:15

No Bojo definitely wasn’t there. And tbh I wouldn’t know GO’s kids if I fell over them, so don’t know if they were there or not. No obvious security or police presence, though I’m sure there were some covertly. Really surprised he chose the local church to get married in rather than a private place, it’s not like he’s exactly popular around here and the church yard was packed out with locals spectating, and paps.

Yeh, it's surprising. It meant the wedding would inevitably be a public event, which is also why the posts about stalking, not wanting people standing outside etc are so stupid.

Lunde · 08/07/2023 19:52

NoraBattysCurlers · 08/07/2023 19:13

I find myself humming the theme music of Midsomer Murders while looking at the wedding photos.

I do hope DCI Barnaby's sleep is not disturbed by a telephone call later tonight.

Actually she does look a bit like the bride in the episode "Blood Wedding" ...

... it turned out the groom murdered his illegitimate brother, the maid of honour and the former housekeeper while the bride was shagging the best man 😂

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Bruton1 · 08/07/2023 19:56

@Torven I’ll sleep easy tonight. Not sure how they do though.

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Give us the inside goss on the reception as you are quite clearly there 🙏

IClaudine · 08/07/2023 19:56

Couldn't GO afford a decent suit? He looks as though he's just rolled out of someone else's bed.