George and the wedding email

[girlwhowearsglasses]

Is there not a thread on this already - or has it been and gone.

I am just 😱🙀
Never read anything like it.
Readily available online btw

Still giggling …. Normal and decent are two things I have never aspired to being. I suspect you’ll report me now for being a big meanie.

Is the dress code cream and navy? Everyone is very co-ordinated.

@Bruton1

Loving your work and your dog!

Sorry for crap dog pic! Difficult to take a decent pic because she’s 10 weeks old and in a dog sling. I nipped up the pub for a pint while the ceremony was on and came back for the grand exit.

Gorgeous dog! Vile wedding dress, what was she thinking?!

Not sure where the reception is, probs H&W, maybe the newt? Anyway, went back, ended up lined up amongst all of the tories, seething and giving them death stares but somehow getting away with it because I had a cute puppy attached to me. A local lady, who shall remain nameless, chased after them with orange confetti as they left the church.

I’d be more worried about her choice of groom than her choice of dress 🤣

Yes it is H&W, a friend just messaged to say they are arriving there now for canapés.

Where kids from first marriage there? Looks like no.

The ‘happy couple’ <boak>

Hameron, please spare a thought for the local pigs tonight.

Gove, the nasty little twat.

And as GO looked at me, I did a final cry of ‘fuck the tories’ and scarpered.

Mission complete. It was exhilarating.

So apart from that and booing Cameron when he first appeared I was pretty well behaved.

Call me miserable but the bouquet needs a bit of colour in it to stand out against the dress and the headpiece.

Apart from that, @Bruton1 I salute you.

He's wearing the same suit and tie he always wears :-O hope he's at least wearing fresh tightie whities

My DD worked in a VAIR posh Notting Hill bakery and Dave Cameron came in. She said he loitered around the reduced section for ages, picked out a discounted pecan pie and then “Mum!” she cried, “even the cream he bought was at reduced price!”

What's h and w?

Cute doggie ❤️

Jesus, how can they be so oblivious.

The blushing bride that’s had more dick than hot dinners.

DD has just pointed out I have confetti in my hair 🤣

H&W is hauser and wirth, a poncy art gallery here with a restaurant.

@3BSHKATS more cocks than a fairground rifle 🤣

Thanks so much for these and well done!!!

What a wanker.

Favorite quote from GO was "probably the happiest I've ever been" which reminded me of Alan Partidges "best Valentines day I've had for 8 years"

That’s the one I couldn’t think of it 🤣

Pulitzer Prize for you today!

Thanks for the excellent reporting and pics.