The worst thing you've ever tried( (Lighthearted)

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Embroidery.

Separating out all those threads brought on an inner rage and despair I never knew I had.

My exhusband

Jujitsu for self defence - what a load of shite that was!

mochi ice cream balls- was like having cold slugs in my mouth

Leather pants to a motley crue concert - the slimiest legs and a pool in my cowboy boots

Tuna and sweetcorn 🤮

Ex husband here too 🙋🏼‍♀️
Foie Gras
Oysters

Chicken feet

Line dancing

Well I've just bought a can of Feel Guud sparkling water, rhubarb and apple flavour. 39p from Home Bargains. Took one sip and chucked it away. Absolutely revolting.

Zumba

I didn't like the little moons either. I was so excited too but the texture was just weird!

Andouillette. Oh dear.

I tried Quaker instant oats in chocolate orange flavour recently. I managed two mouthfuls. Disgusting.

Rabbit stew. I honestly nearly threw up.

Ziplining

Sorry just seen this is food

I'll raise you Haggis

Feel the same about knitting! Also the Atkins Diet, massages and Prosecco.

Kale, mayonnaise and Street dancing... not all at the same time!

It's not just food.

Oh and tofu! Ugh!

Can you confirm chocolate orange porridge is revolting.

A yummy mummy type yoga class. I absolutely love yoga, was taught it by Indian friends mum when I was little, all very chill and non judgemental. I am definitely not that crowd. I'm not short, fat, haven't been to a hairdresser in years, don't wear makeup and have short bare nails for work.

This class was the absolute opposite of chill and non judgemental. It was the most awkward and uncomfortable thing since year 9 P.E class.

Paid for five sessions to tune of around £100 and didn't go back after the first one.

Hen do's.
Baby showers.
Go ape.
Abseiling.
Pretty much anything adventurous, especially if it involves going fast.

All the truffle infused goods in M&S Christmas truffle hamper DSis thought would be a lovely gift for our family.

No one told me truffles were so rank.

I did thank her but I now need to somehow kindly ask her to refrain in the future from buying us those minging delights

That huge sea snail that is supposed to be a luxury. Begins with A, I think.
We lived in Finisterre for a long time, made lots of friends, off round for aperitifs...

And that.... Hand picked that day from a dive.

🤮

Choucroute
Going grey
Norfolk

Durian 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Vegan cheese... sweet baby Jesus 🤮

Gaviscon

Stinking bishop at a wedding. Spat it into the fireplace it was so vile😳
Vegan feta