The worst thing you've ever tried( (Lighthearted)

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Embroidery.

Separating out all those threads brought on an inner rage and despair I never knew I had.

Vegan cheese and vegan cheese spread

Skiing
Blue cheese (vom)
Pimms
Mustard (just why?)

Bungee jumping.

Expected adventure and exhilaration, got a mild concussion and an overstretched spinal cord. Less like a bird soaring in flight and more like a gigantic plucked turkey, trussed up and dangling by my ankles with a blinding headache. 100% would not recommend.

Goats cheese 🤢
Camping

Maroilles Cheese it smelt so bad I was heaving, as for the taste…let’s just say it turned my stomach quite literally.

Hershey's chocolate 🤮

Adult colouring books, supposed to be calming, was it fuck 🤬

Yoga

Aperol Spritz. Tastes like earwax looks.

A waltzer.

I screamed so the more I screamed the more the fairground worker spun the car which just made me scream more. DH tried to stop me screaming by shoving his hand in my mouth. I bit him.

Camping. I wouldn't go camping again if you paid me. It was hell on earth.

Tripe paella. I thought that it was just rabbit paella but it was actually rabbit and tripe. Revolting barely covers it.

Smoked mozzarella. It was one of the worst things I have ever put in my mouth and I've dated some dodgy men.

I can’t recommend eating chocolate and doing a headstand - the chocolate runs down inside your nostrils and burns like hell!.. I was about 7.

Eating a ‘grape’ at a night time barbeque, very dark & it was a green olive, I had to find the hosts dustbin to get rid of it before my stomach did…37 & more than slightly squiffey.

Tofu and mother & baby yoga class. Awful.

Yoga. Found it really stressful.

Peanut butter and lentil burgers
My mum's spaghetti bolognese
Olives

mcdonalds, burger king, kfc etc

Adult colouring books, supposed to be calming, was it fuck

Agreed. Couldn't wait to get it over with so I could do something interesting.

That made me laugh!

Coconut water, like muddy semen 😷

KFC coffee 🤮
High heels
The Ferris wheel at Butlins Filey in 1981 when I was 11. I screamed so much the bloke stopped it so I could get off.

Attempting to cook pheasant breast one Xmas. Remainded bloody and the pellet hole was visible. Ended up.eating lots of pudding to compensate.

Hershey's chocolate. It was particularly horrifying because I threw it confidently into my mouth secure in the knowledge that I had never met a chocolate I didn't like...and then I got a mouthful of vomit that literally made me heave.

A cannabis bong. I couldn’t speak for 3 hours after ☹️

Glad to hear Go Ape is as shit as it looks. There's one five minutes from my house and I'm always amazed it looks so busy. It seems an awful thing to do for fun