This is thread should be boring, but is so entertaining 😂
for what it’s worth, my soap, washing up liquid, sponge and brush all sit neatly in the window sill in front of the sink. Cloth goes back in the cupboard if it’s been used for something dry, like crumbs, or over the taps if it’s wet, then in the machine once I am done with it.
it really shouldn’t be as complicated as you are making it