What disgusting things do you secretly like?

[Deanandthellhounds]

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

An ex had a little dimple on his dick where he’d been circumcised - I loved squeezing it to get the gunk out.

I enjoy plucking hair with tweezers. I love it when the root comes out too it’s so satisfying.

Well, that's enough internet for one day.

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I think this thread needs this meme now.. 😂

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Dr Pimple Popper

Using a saline nasal blower to flush out my nostrils and ejecting a massive pearly green wodge of mucus that would have taken me days of a tight head to blow out and then experiencing the giddy blowy lightness once it has gone.

That's absolutely REVOLTING

Jesus that's messed up 🤢🤢🤢🤮

You eat your dogs eye discharge? Omfg you need help!

Based on another thread, some people have a fetish for used underwear

You're going to get dysentery or something even worse from all the traces of faeces that are on your feet from the floor (doesn't matter how clean you are, there is ALWAYS traces of it, even in slippers). That is honestly the most revolting thing I've ever, ever heard 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I had a nose bleed, so did the recommended thing... pinch nostrils and lean forward.
Ended up with a blood clot about 5 inches long that I pulled out my nostril. It was wonderful!

Deep fried battered corned beef. I invented it one day and we decided to give it a go so we made it. We've done quite a few times (involves quite a lot of faff) and it is fan-bloody-tastic.

I'm ashamed. I'll get my coat...

Exit through the gift shop 😂

Some of these admissions have made me feel positively ill, eating crusty foot skin, digging poo out of trainer tread that one took the biscuit. Some sick 🤮 bunnies out there. 😁

the smell of my dogs paws and ears

Finding at whiskers on your bed, and claw sheaths, delightful

My dog sometimes gets blackheads on her chest. I love squeezing them. She does not care btw.

squeezing my DD’s infected toe until it pops and explodes pus, then sniffing the pus (she gets infected toes often as she picks them)

smelling my toe nails after cutting them

when I was a kid we had a coal fire, I used to love chucking my toe nails in the fire and hearing them sizzle. The smell wasn’t great though

Picking gunk out of my belly button and sniffing it

I used to like squashing tonsil stones I’d coughed up with my fingers and sniffing them but can’t remember last time I had one

i also like sniffing my cat, I have thought about giving the cat a lick but my ex once licked our cat and was nearly sick 🤣

I love being sick and thanks to this thread I just have 🤣🤣🤣

Oh god no! 😳 As the the previous poster described, it’s immensely satisfying to pick oout the eye bogies and the dog always eats them from my finger.

This thread is the perfect antidote to all of the 'I boil wash my sheets 3 times a day' housekeeping ones, I love it 😆

Oooh yes I love a good snot flush

This is not a thread for shaming. It's a thread for people to unleash their disgusting enjoyment- leave them be - I'm personally loving it 🤣🤣