What disgusting things do you secretly like?

[Deanandthellhounds]

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

I used to love it when my DH would nibble my fingernails during foreplay and suck my fingers. For some reason the thought of him having a chew on my nails really turned me on.

My dog also loves eating his eye boogers 🤣

I love sniffing my dogs feet. Very comforting.

Ketchup and mayonnaise mixed in pasta

That's pretty tame compared to some on here !!

Peeling dead skin, or scabs.

I’ve always hated that feeling !!! even the thought makes me cringe.

🤣🤣🤣 I love this too 😂😂

Eating beef burgers and sausages raw

Mystery meat called PEK that comes in a tin (fried and served on cheap shit white bread)

cleaning all the shite that builds up behind my fingernails with tweezers or a pen lid

using a ped egg to get all the minging dry skin of my heels and evaluating the yield of dry skin in the egg at the end

sometimes when i cook with mince i will have a little raw meat , Wouldn’t too much beef and pork make you sick ?

@Chubbhamstercheeks Sorry, don’t eat them for tea, just a few nibbles/large bites before cooking them 😬

This thread has me howling. And also
my toddlers morning breath
my own BO before a shower
my own fart smells
squeezing blackheads- I could do my own for hours in a zoomed in mirror it’s my own therapy
I get a weird asmr feeling when watching something like nail trimming etc
ive remembered a weird habit when I was little I would suck water out of a towel in the bath and found it soothing
using acrylics to pick long ass bogies
I am a disgusting person

I do it with mince it’s quite nice raw

I guess knowing how psychological kinky people are when they seem all angelic, it's like holy spirit

i just spat out my brew hahahaha

Also has anyone else used a tool to get the plaque from behind their teeth? It’s very satisfying especially when there’s a shortage of dentists

You’re not alone.

@Chubbhamstercheeks I agree, it’s delicious 😋
whenever we have beef burgers, or anything with raw minced beef, the final product always ends up much smaller than it should’ve been 😉

I think I’ve just passed away 😂😂😂😂 casually ‘anal’ at the end 😭😭

You lot are grim. 😂

Picking scabs and eating them, the crunchier and chewier the better.

Picking a really large bogey out of my nose and eating it, especially if as above chewy and crunchy.

Doing a really big, satisfying poo and feeling cleaned out afterwards. Aaahh, that's better. Even better if it goes away in one flush.

Sniffing my fingers after poking around in my belly button or behind my ears. Or around my crotch and fanny when unwashed and/or sweaty.

DH's sweaty armpits.

Nothing better than a good old Lip Rippler. Those of us blessed with a wizard’s sleeve for a vulva will know what I mean 😂

These have really got me laughing. What a gross lot we are! Mine would be picking my daughter’s cradle cap & picking my own head too especially when I’ve got a few scabs. I’m generally a bit of a picker!

🤣Just out of interest, how can an arsehole be hairy? An arse can be, but a hole is a hole.