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What disgusting things do you secretly like?

256 replies

Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 18:41

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

OP posts:
Beachbreak2411 · 02/03/2023 22:24

Think I’m going to win..

I love pulling skin off my feet and eating it.the crunchier the better

merlotlover · 02/03/2023 22:25

Doing my kids veruccas, I wish they were on my own feet so I could get a knife in ther and cut those suckers out

Stressedafff · 02/03/2023 22:25

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:08

I don't like cutting my toenails; I'd rather just bite a bit at the side to start and then tear it neatly off. Soo satisfying. 😳 😅

I do this too 😂 it’s the best, especially when they’re quite long

Sweet89 · 02/03/2023 22:25

Beachbreak2411 · 02/03/2023 22:24

Think I’m going to win..

I love pulling skin off my feet and eating it.the crunchier the better

Oh dear I think I heaved 🤢😂

Kaiserchief · 02/03/2023 22:27

icelollycraving · 02/03/2023 18:43

Pork scratchings. Filth.

Ooh yes!

minou123 · 02/03/2023 22:29

I have another one

You know when you're wearing mascara and it can gunk into the inner bit of your eye.

I love slowly pulling it out.

Goodread1 · 02/03/2023 22:29

Hi Op
I like black pudding
I like uncooked bake mix

I find it strongly satisfying doing a normal function of defection too

I find scratching crusty bits of my nose weirdly satisfying

I like eating the well cooked crinkly skin of a roasted tasty medium size ready cooked chicken Supermarkets .
I know it's no good for you, but it's tastes finger linking good

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:30

HotSauceCommittee · 02/03/2023 22:14

Farting and feeling it ripple up front between the flaps.

😂😂😂

Workinghardeveryday · 02/03/2023 22:32

Beachbreak2411 · 02/03/2023 22:24

Think I’m going to win..

I love pulling skin off my feet and eating it.the crunchier the better

Fucking hell. 🤮. Sorry

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:32

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:08

I don't like cutting my toenails; I'd rather just bite a bit at the side to start and then tear it neatly off. Soo satisfying. 😳 😅

How are you people doing this? I’m no longer that flexible 😂

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:34

Black pudding is one of the things I miss most since turning vegetarian! It's bloody (see what I did there) gorgeous. That and offal; hearts, kidneys, liver, loved them all when I ate them, delicious stuff.

MadSad · 02/03/2023 22:35

Turkey Twizzlers.

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:35

Beachbreak2411 · 02/03/2023 22:24

Think I’m going to win..

I love pulling skin off my feet and eating it.the crunchier the better

That’s some dr lexter shit that 😂

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:36

MadSad · 02/03/2023 22:35

Turkey Twizzlers.

Oh yes 🙌🏽

Goodread1 · 02/03/2023 22:36

I like cleaning my ears out gently

I like giving a good rub wash in my fandango

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:36

pie in a tin

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:38

"How are you people doing this? I’m no longer that flexible 😂"

Very easily; sit cross legged then bow head down and lift (with hands to assist) the upper foot to reach mouth. 😅

Goodread1 · 02/03/2023 22:38

Me too@UnctuousUnicorns
I like black pudding kidneys ofal ect

Goodread1 · 02/03/2023 22:40

I like eating cold rice pudding straight out of a tin,
like that,
No need for bowl 😄

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:41

If it were possible, I'd donate some of my own cells to create my own organ farm to eat, guilt free. No animals harmed. Perfect. 😋

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:42

I realise this is Frankenstein territory, but I don't care. 😂

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 22:42

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 22:41

If it were possible, I'd donate some of my own cells to create my own organ farm to eat, guilt free. No animals harmed. Perfect. 😋

Chop your little toe of you won’t miss it

MadSad · 02/03/2023 22:46

Turns out I should be ashamed of my pork scratching love… so far, I’ve been out and proud.

Will only buy, cook and eat turkey twizzlers when everyone is out. I used to pretend I was as disgusted as everyone else where they served them at school. Secretly I was in heaven, taking stolen clandestine bites when no one was looking. Even offering to take others plates to to bins for them so I could eat their leftovers! 🤣

I am disappointed that my dog is disgusted by his eye boogies. It’s so inconvenient he doesn’t want to hoover them up.

Goodread1 · 02/03/2023 22:46

I like farting with gay abandon especially as I am single
One of the satisfying pleasures being single
They say the best things are for free

CoolShoeshine · 02/03/2023 22:46

I came on here to say I love picking hard skin off my feet whilst watching tv but I now realise that’s too tame.
I also love squeezing the really squirty spots in the crevice behind my ear.