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What disgusting things do you secretly like?

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Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 18:41

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

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TheDogthatDug · 02/03/2023 23:33

Squeezing the reoccurring cyst that I get between my labia. I call it Old Faithful.

Queenof1964 · 02/03/2023 23:33

@CocoCiao

They're called having ‘Googly eyes’ in our house (I’m guessing it started as ‘gooey eyes?) I have to clean my German Shepherds twice a day… she just puts her face forward for me to wipe her eyes

Jooliusreezer · 02/03/2023 23:34

Corned beef, onion and mayonnaise sandwiches, examining and picking sticky, oozing knee graze scabs and Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Seeleyboo · 02/03/2023 23:34

Timeforachangeisitnot · 02/03/2023 19:25

😂😂😂in this house too. I also love that you too, call them eye bogies 😂😂

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We call them googlybears. Love picking them out. I don't eat them though

SaulHudsonDavidJones · 02/03/2023 23:35

LadyOfTheCanyon · 02/03/2023 22:03

My partner has very waxy ears. I have a poke about in there with a cotton bud ( I know!) and then offer it to the cat, who goes mad for it and laps it up.
I cannot for the life of me remember how I discovered he loved to eat earwax, but it's part of our nighttime routine 3 or so times a week. Grin

You win

Awkwardsauce · 02/03/2023 23:37

Love blackhead vids on Youtube. My STBX DH had fantastic blackheads on his nose. I feel sad that I never got a chance to squeeze them while we were together and he's far away now.

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 02/03/2023 23:38

Licking oxo cubes!

imnotthatkindofmum · 02/03/2023 23:38

BathNotBath · 02/03/2023 20:54

Smash

and smoking.

god I miss smoking.

Me too. I bloody love it. Why is it so bad for me?!

Smoking not smash.

TheDogthatDug · 02/03/2023 23:39

I also love farting in the bath. I find if I part my cheeks it gives them extra resonance. It's best when DH is washing up as the kitchen sink is directly below the bath.

PhilInt · 02/03/2023 23:43

Thanks to this thread I'm now into Corn Porn 😞

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 02/03/2023 23:47

SaulHudsonDavidJones · 02/03/2023 23:35

You win

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Jesus…..I’m actually speechless 😂

Hawkins003 · 02/03/2023 23:47

PhilInt · 02/03/2023 23:43

Thanks to this thread I'm now into Corn Porn 😞

As in sweet corn used like a cucumber ?

Hawkins003 · 02/03/2023 23:49

Also Trichophobia is intriguing

IReallyDontLikePeopleVeryMuch · 02/03/2023 23:52

You bunch of wrong'uns !! 🤣🤣

PhilInt · 02/03/2023 23:53

Oh my, no! Like Corns you get on the bottom of your feet!

Hawkins003 · 02/03/2023 23:54

PhilInt · 02/03/2023 23:53

Oh my, no! Like Corns you get on the bottom of your feet!

I mean, of course, I knew that

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 23:54

"god I miss smoking"

Oh yes, as a teenager I bonded with my Nan over cups of tea, Consulate ciggies and Jimmy Cagney films on the telly. Ah, memories...

PhilInt · 02/03/2023 23:55

😁

Abucketfullofsand · 02/03/2023 23:55

What the f have I just read

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 02/03/2023 23:56

Bluekerfuffle · 02/03/2023 23:28

🤣Just out of interest, how can an arsehole be hairy? An arse can be, but a hole is a hole.

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You’ve never seen my arseschloch then . 😂😂

UnctuousUnicorns · 02/03/2023 23:57

"Corned beef, onion and mayonnaise sandwiches"

Nothing gross about that! When I ate meat I used to love corned beef mixed with mashed potato and a bit of brown sauce; twas delicious. 😋

kennycat · 03/03/2023 00:02

Fish sticks. Or crab sticks as they used to be called even Though they’ve never had crab anywhere near them.

they are my Friday treat in my sandwich. I pretend they are smoked salmon.

frustratednomad · 03/03/2023 00:03

Pulling out the hair that keeps growing on my throat, even better if I can get it with my fingers rather than tweezers

Rolypolyfishheads · 03/03/2023 00:05

Picking dandruff out of DPs hair

onemorecupofcoffeefortheroad · 03/03/2023 00:08

Bunnyfuller · 02/03/2023 20:49

Flies walking on me….the lightest of tickles…I know it’s wrong. I know they’re vomiting dog shit….but the tickling…

Oh god me too! I've never shared this with anyone til now - feels so good