Things that can fuck off

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Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Perimenopause
Cost of living crisis
Icy pavements
Left dog poo
Woke-ness
H&M

IBS

Hangovers

Workshops with break out rooms

Morning sickness
Mcdonalds home deliveries so that actual customers have to wait ages for their orders before delivery guys pick up their giant bags
Prices of everything, especially gas and electricity
Wokes and lefties

A lack of anything decent to watch on TV
The news - simultaneously dull and catastrophic
Cold, dark dog walks
Very thin party walls
Books that rehash already published plot ideas - and don't bother changing the jacket much either
People with silly amounts of money thinking and doing silly things
Radio presenters pretending to be enthused about phone ins
Inconsiderate parking
Perimenopause (in case the above hadn't made that one clear)

Agree with news - catastrophic and dull combined

Just the tone and use of language irritates now

They can all sod off

Incessant fucking bugs. DD is ill again.

Constant social media 'rows' ....yawn
Agree the News ( the phrase 'dull and catastrophic at the same time' is brilliant)
My software system for work - complete pile of shite and not fit for purpose.
Bugs, should be a separate planet for bugs and spiders imo.

Agree the News ( the phrase 'dull and catastrophic at the same time' is brilliant)

It is isn’t it. I can’t listen anymore with their stupidly eager announcements on nothing

Wankers (mainly politicians and wealthy business owners etc) who keep talking about 'difficult decisions' having to be made when what they really mean is they'll be making decisions to protect their own interests that will make the lives of ordinary people more difficult.

Oh, and also icy pavements

Aggressive drivers
People that stop right in the doorway of a shop
The cold weather
My fat belly
The not stop price increases at the supermarket
My neighbour who constantly parks across from my drive
My other neighbour who plays loud music with her window open

The phrase constantly bleated out by Sunak and the rest.. 'Error of judgement' Er no, eg. choosing to take off your seat in a moving car is foolish and law breaking.
EOJ my arse.

Just adding;

Male rapists in female prisons.

Wokeness.
People who take their moods out on you and think it's fine to act normally as though nothing has happened the next day.
Feeling run down.
Missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
My arsehole boss.

January.
Nicola Sturgeon.
The whole transgender trend.
The new ‘sponsored by’ bit on The Chase. Makes me want to kick the telly in.
Celebrities/rich twats using surrogates.
My stupid Google Nest thermostat. I’m permanently fucking freezing because it won’t work.
January again.

Tories

Cleaning shower doors
People who never cook but moan about dinner choices
Built in obsolescence of household goods
Food waste
Young men on Instagram filming themselves doing good deeds for others
Osteoarthritis

In no particular order :
People who don't wear headphones on buses or trains and play TV shows or music loudly.
Gray damp wet weather and cold.
Pervy entitled men
My autoimmune disease/chronic pain
Being stuck in a job because you need the money.
Menopause
Climate change
Getting older, particularly for elderly parents.

My husband

Tories
Men
The News
Ed Sheeran
My Amazon delivery driver who sounds like he's kicking my front door in with his size 15 fucking feet every time I have a package

Having to leave job at Lloyd's Bank due to forced sexism whistleblowing as a result of retaliation - in 2023 in a bank that has endless D&I campaigns but totally hopeless 1980s HR to enforce any of it. Dreadful

Super long adhd Austim and mental health waiting lists

The % of adults with chronic pain. Wtf is going on why aren't some of these conditions now solveable

Chemo why is it still around and so horrible

Dental practices inc drilling teeth and removing. Why aren't bionic teeth that re grow available yet. So mediaeval

Pay or teachers and nurses while gov ministers steal and royal family steal the nations wealth

The amount of idiots out in the dark wearing black

Yes, and can I add to that idiots on bikes out in the dark without hi viz clothing and helmets.

Getting ill!!!

I've lost count of the number of things I've had since last summer, UTIs, resp viruses, colds, covid (again). Feel.like I've spent 2/3 of the time ill 😓😓😓