Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Calories

Tween tantrums / angst
people calling in sick at work
shit school funding
no money for a holiday

Tories
SNP
no alternative to the above
cold weather
January lasting forever
migraines
fibromyalgia
my DDs anxiety
puppy farmers
people who buy from puppy farmers
smokers especially those huddled in doorways blowing smoke at you and smoke in front of their DC so they come into school stinking of smoke
micromanagers
people who don’t clean up after their dog
people who drop litter
Influencers (?)
Harry and Meghan

Having a winter birthday. It's not FAIR! (Stamps foot..)
Idiots. All of them. Especially the ones who work for big companies & don't understand (pretend not to understand) what you're calling about..
Technology. I can't keep up.
Arthritis. I NEED to walk, you stupid hip.
Pride stuff. All that gender stuff. Sorry, but I don't mind what anyone does, I just don't need to know all about it.
Harry & Meghan - I know, it's what everyone else has said, but bloodyhell, go AWAY..
Strikes - probably another unpopular one. Don't care. When they impact the rest of us, they piss me off. (Yes, I know that's why they do it - am pissed off, NOT stupid.)
Covid - still around, hospital admissions up, & I'm the only one wearing a mask while out & about.
TV - all those channels & nothing to watch. I like documentaries, enjoy learning, not seeing bloody drag queens, plastic females searching for husbands, soaps, etc etc..
Getting a bus pass just as bus services are decimated.

Wow. Didn't realise how angry I am! ;-)

UTIs 😞

Tories
The royals
Psoriasis
Bright lights
My ADHD + autism
Most men

Those small, lightweight bathroom pedal bins
Toilet cubicles with no room to close the door so you have to practically straddle the toilet
Sinkholes
Corrupt lazy politicians

Not this thread. Brilliant idea, I love it!

Calories
Nursery bugs

Avocados with twiggy bits inside.
Animal abusers, especially people who throw them out of cars on a busy road.
Personal trainers who do home visits and blast 'music' all over the neighbourhood, outside or with all doors open.
Liars.
Burglars, Nottingham knockers, muggers etc.
Attention seekers/influencers.
Drink drivers.

My glasses. I put them on when I woke up yesterday morning and started panicking thinking I was going completely blind, till I realised one of the bloody lenses had fallen out which I promptly stood on and crushed!
I spent the day like the monacald mutineer!

Or however you spell monacled!
Knew I should have written Cyclops instead!

The whole royal family.

People who sit up the arse of your car to intimidate you to drive faster

Neighbours and their ridiculous parking antics

Commute to work

NHS workload as a nurse, never finishing in time.

Cold weather

Prince Harry - please shut up now.

My poor relationship with food.

My bank balance.

My Exh.

My ex
The snow
Post nasal drip

Royalty
Tories
Snow
Slowly failing body parts
Charles de Gaulle airport
DD's lumbar vertebrae displacement.

Plastic packaging on food where you're supposed to open it by lifting a corner, they can nob off too. I always end up in a stabby rage with a sharp knife.
Turning a lamp on and the bulb blows, and it's always the bulb that you don't have a spare for. Aaargh!

Cost of existing - sure doesn't feel like living
Gulf between rich and poor ever widening
Constant royal and celeb waffle to detract from the above
Influencers, particularly the Andrew Tates of this world
Followers of influencers - make up your own minds (but I fear many have lost the ability to critically think)
Menopause
Likely cost of the private dental work I'll need doing (of course, none of it straightforward/routine 😟)
So many bloody meetings in work
Lighthearted - the extent of my grey roots recently (and the dilemma of letting them grow or keeping my £££ hairdresser appointment on Thursday)

The tv remote
Multiple remotes to just turn on the tv
Socks
Socks with holes
Clothes horses
Dodgy flushers
Invitations
Job applications
Jobs
Jean zips
The high pitched sing songy schoolgate mum voice in the am.
Electric cars. Silent and deadly.
Bamboo toothbrushes
Damp and black mould
The middle class.
The BBC.
Hot weather.
Home Serve harassing me to take out burst water pipe insurance for £1pm
Church organists who don't play the hymns everyone likes to sing to.
The bra.
Menstruation.
Menopause.
Canned laughter.
Cost of tickets to see anything.
History.
The present
The future.

This fucking virus.

Snot in my head.

Snot in my throat.

The fascist left
Shouty feminists
Woke Culture
Nicola Sturgeon
Harold the Dim and his awful wife
Mick lynch
The EU
Cancer
Rapists in the Police Force
Social Media
Lazy GP's
Beef sausages

Tories
Social care crisis
Old entitled pensioners
People who don’t pick up dog poo
My Brain( only if I can swap it!)
Tax avoiders
Bullies
People who have an opinion on other peoples lives( Unless it effects others and the society we live in)..

I know it's minor compared to other people's allergies / intolerances. But having an allergy to cheese is so annoying. It's more the fact that it seems to be in so many things.

In addition to my earlier ones...

Lloyds Bank who have repeatedly told me that they've sorted out the fraudulent debit card transactions on my account, only they keep on coming. Hours of my time wasted on the phone trying to sort it out.

@mamabear715

Am with you Mamabear (are you a fellow Capricorn??).

Add useless non supportive managers to the list!

@Deathraystare I am indeed a Capricorn, does it show? :-)