Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Yappy dogs
Fruit flies
Seitan
Junk mail

Bowls with the pattern on the inside instead of the outside. I want to be able to see if my salad is infested with insects or if there are red bits in my raw egg, and food looks much better on a white background. What is the point of a decorative bowl if you only see the plain bit when it is full of fruit or whatever?

Dishwasher tablets that make the entire house reek and all the contents so perfumed it makes the food taste of cheap scent and it doesn't wash off. Clean is good enough, no-one needs stinking plates and cups covered in toxic stench.

Laminators

Distance

Melt downs

Certain people

Washing

Cold weather

Bills

House work

MUMSNET MAKING BIG SPACES IN MY POST 😡

Dog and cat hate threads... Those need banning

Next door feckin' neighbours who are apparently going for feckin' gold in the feckin' door slamming olympics 🤬

Jacob Rees Mogg

The newly opened box of cotton buds that I've just dropped on the floor. They're everywhere 🤬

And you'll never get them back in the box as neatly.

Bummer.

Putin
Strikes
Inflation
SNP

Yes!!!

Sore teeth and no access to affordable dental care.
The freezing cold weather.
The cost of pretty much everything.
Cancer.

Work drama, bitchiness, unnecessary stress

chavvy entitled people in hospital and e waiting rooms who become as difficult as humanly possible
dementia
this cold weather
cancer
getting old
stress
my cold sore probably caused by stress
my cracked sore lips and matching cracked hands
the masked singer the voice etc etc drives me mad

The UK can fuck right off
Absolute dickwads who voted for Brexit
People who don’t want European levels of public service and are happy for people to walk around with no teeth etc.
Racists
The Police
Misogyny
My old boss who I still hate and who pops into my mind too often
Mindless acts of cruelty
Aggression
Aggressive men
Andrew Tate
Red pill takers
Crypto Bros

Bullies
Power trips
Mixed messages

Dogs
Cats

Management light in my car

So called Blue Monday and whoever came up with the idea. Don't assume everyone is feeling miserable on the same day, that's a ridiculous concept.
I wake up quite happy thank you then all this BM shit is banged on about all fucking day.

Owen Jones.

Social Media influencers

People who think the whole street needs to hear their "music"

My bedroom door handle. Always getting bags and clothes caught on it. Not my own place so cannot change it. Grrr.

1. SEVERE anxiety. Destroyed me these past few days.