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Things that can fuck off

407 replies

ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 19:34

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

OP posts:
Serena1977 · 15/01/2023 19:27

perimenopause
my weight
the tories
my mother
cold weather

WeegieGranny · 15/01/2023 19:57

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Oh honestly. You didn't get a response from me on the other thread you were talking crap on and now you're trolling my comments on other threads? What a pathetic person you truly are. As I said, I won't be reading any further comments of yours or responding. Grow up.

Netrandom · 15/01/2023 20:29

People addicted to misery who then wonder why their lives are miserable

MrsMcisaCt · 15/01/2023 20:36

@mrswhiplington and @MrsRinaDecker thank you for your kindness.

coffeepleeease · 15/01/2023 20:42

Anxiety
Depression
IBS

MrsMorrisey · 15/01/2023 20:50

TikToc
Headaches
Entitled teenagers

SeeYouNextTLol · 15/01/2023 21:16

Arsenal top of the league!!! 🤣🤣🤣

lieselotte · 15/01/2023 21:17

Periods. Especially when you're 50 and your childbearing years ended at 30!

SeeYouNextTLol · 15/01/2023 21:22

People that drive the school drop off that can walk

SeeYouNextTLol · 15/01/2023 21:23

Alan Tichmarsh or whatever the pricks name is

MistyGreenAndBlue · 15/01/2023 21:43

Putin
Sunak
All the rest of the Tory party
My fat arse
My fat everything else
Whatever is causing my hideous muscle pain and cramps
Stress incontinence
Being poor
The puppy farmer at the back of my house - the utter bastard!

Sweetnsourtoday · 15/01/2023 21:50

Toddler DC's diarrhoea (non stop since mid afternoon)
The leaking back door
Leaking second set back patio doors
Cost of second door getting replaced this week (this one can seriously fuckety fuck off)
The blocked bathroom sinks
CF cheeky bastard neighbours

Thanks for letting me get that out there. Feel better now.
Goes back to comfort eating.

mangomelba · 16/01/2023 06:41

This long, dark January. It's getting me down. Christmas was three weeks ago but it feels like three months. How can it be so close yet still so far? My friend is losing weight and I'm chuffed for her that she's sticking to it and doing well but .... god I'm so sick of the constant updates and hearing the stresses and strains of every ounce she's lost.

Deathraystare · 16/01/2023 22:13

Rheumatoid arthritis
Incontinence
My moustache and beard (I am not
A man!).

Crowded buses

MarmaladeCrumpets · 16/01/2023 22:15

Lower pay for women

neurospicygal · 16/01/2023 22:19

OP same as you plus
Mum's cancer

lollipoprainbow · 16/01/2023 22:19

My dd's autism makes hers and my life v difficult

ParanoidJo · 16/01/2023 22:20

Cost of living increases
Narcissistic Dad
Cat’s expensive flea treatment
Feeling inadequate when I used to feel fab.

ParanoidJo · 16/01/2023 22:21

Actually, feeling like I could go on and on in this thread with a sense of vigour and relish I haven’t had in weeks.

lieselotte · 16/01/2023 22:24

People who put their boy or girlfriends ahead of their children from a previous relationship. Your kids come first.

ParanoidJo · 16/01/2023 22:32

People who balk at your attempts at traditional parenting like you’re so boring or old fashioned.

‘I try to make sure my child’s lights out are at 7.30pm.’ Vs ‘We let them dictate their own bedtime and let them flop.’ (Child is knackered and disruptive at school.)

’Our child is pretty quiet a goes with the flow in class.’ Vs ‘We encourage a rebellious approach - our lad needs constant stimulus because he’s sooo bright.’ (He is bright, but also lacks any respect talking to adults or otherwise.)

Draining.

Theresacatonmylap · 16/01/2023 22:39

Having to work instead of buggering off on a yacht
Private renting
Getting older
Chocolate for existing

lollipoprainbow · 16/01/2023 23:25

Estate agents wanting to do viewings on your private flat because the landlord is selling ! I know they are only doing their job but still

MeinKraft · 16/01/2023 23:46

My neighbour and his loud tv that he leaves on all night
This freezing weather. Just fuck off, ice
STILL not payday
My itchy foot

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