Facebook phrases that drive you mad!

[Butterscotchpudding]

I'll start...

"My heart is full". Really? You just had a good gym session!

Parsnip legged gimp 😂😂😂😂

Sending you love ❤️ I had a relative pass recently but I can’t bare to look at her Facebook profile because the tears will flood uncontrollably but I know In time I’ll treasure her profile and all her funny posts and I’ll write to her on there xx

I second "mummy", as "mummy needed a good run" and screenshot of endomondo or "mummy's night out" 💩

😂😂😂😂😂

'Thought this was cute... might delete later'

@Rubytoos the selling things on FB, yes, absolutely! :-)

Mine, not actually on FB but on here.. I had to google it to see what it meant..
'YYY'

Exactly what is wrong with using the term 'mommy'? If you are accepting of all other variations to describe someone's mother, in areas where the term 'mom' is used, then young children say 'mommy'.

Posting something with the caption "I can't even".

You can't even what??? 😡

Or the posts that say something really stupid like "show me a woman who doesn't rely on a man" Followed by "I'll wait" 🙄

"I need my nails/hair/teeth/brows/organisational skills done in the next ten minutes can anyone help?"

"OMG Happy Birthday to [PERSON NOT ON FACEBOOK] followed by twelve paragraphs of mawkish guff they won't read and eleventy billion likes and comments along the lines of Awww Happy Birthday beautiful boy/girl/dog/cat/mouse/cheese"

“Been thoroughly spoilt”

I’m still laughing at parsnip legged gimp @RambamThankyouMam

"Read that again" or "let that sink in" after a patronising post implying the readers are all shit parents. Fuck off you self righteous twat!

Just spat my tea out reading that !!

agree, and them when ppl ask what’s up they post “have pmed you”

All the braggy parents evening posts 🙄 yawn

Oh, anything that says, "I'lll wait." Gives me the rage!

My brothers girlfriend. Posting pics of each course of food when she's eating out with something snappy like 'ladies who lunch' and a selfie with 87 filters on it & a load of these fuckers 😍😍😍🥂🥂🍴🍴 Loads of her nans mates commenting 'oooh we must try it', 'that looks incredible'. Went to a close family members wedding, she posted pics of the food on Facebook before we'd finished eating. So fucking dull, she really is. One of these days I'd like to tell her.

Heavenly birthdays
In 30 years the posts will read 'happy heavenly birthday to my mum, she would've turned 128 today'. Yeah, I bet.

Ps this thread is the best!!

Love you the whole world.
Just saying..
Out out (with my sister from another mister)

Got your back
Living my best life
Date night
Making memories
Daddy daycare
This👆
Fur baby
Goals
Happy heavenly birthday
Baby spam

A photo of a plate of food, with ‘Thanks for dinner Tom/ Sam/ Daisy, whoever it may be.

Why not just thank them in person when they put the plate in front of you.

This comment 🤣

Opened gifts laid out like a shop display with choice most expensive items zoomed in on separately.

Family I know well and love, but who are very showy, do this every year despite their offspring now being adults. Hope they have a good alarm system 😳

All of these! But this made me snort.

I don't really look at Facebook other than the selling pages.

One that gets me is 'can I be considered?' usually posted on a item that has already had five pages of the same comment. Considered for what? This sofa that was probably collected 5 weeks ago now?

Also, 'TIA'. But that's only because I was confused for a long time about how busy Tia was.

Ending posts with “thank me later” or “you’re welcome” really gets on my tits.