Facebook phrases that drive you mad!

[Butterscotchpudding]

I'll start...

"My heart is full". Really? You just had a good gym session!

Off on my holibobs!!!!!!!!!!!
Drinky-poos with my amazing man!!!!!!!

accompanied by a million #amazing #truelove #myworld #goodtimes #makingmemories hashtags.

#fuckoff

This and in the same vein the sharing of posts for dogs which went missing in c.2007

I saw one yesterday on a local group for eg Remote Perthshire asking if anyone could foster a kitten in Brighton. Was pretty worried about the kitten getting the train all that way by itself.

Hah, this is good one. My mum and her friends often share some posts like 1 share = 1 pound to feed this poor dog/cat. How on Earth do they think someone is going to pay for it? Not to mention my mum always hated pets, because "dogs stink and cats jump everywhere", but hey, she's a facebook hero helping poor animals 😂

Yep, yep. I see you mama who cries under shower, so her kids don't see her etc.

Yes I agree about this & similarly ‘I got you babe’ and ‘you do you.’ Why is it so annoying?

@Madeintowerhamlets

Usually posted by the martyr mothers I find.