Facebook phrases that drive you mad!

[Butterscotchpudding]

I'll start...

"My heart is full". Really? You just had a good gym session!

I mean fucking ballon? The type of shit my mother in law shares…..

"Needs gone" round here mean "stolen, need to get rid of it asap".
DS's fiance did the "we did a thing" post recently. She went down in my estimation immediately 😂

She only went and Smashed it!

No she didn't...

I can’t stand those idiotic cartoon profile pictures.

This times a thousand. Grinds my gears. "And just like that we have a teenager." Well no, it's been a long time coming and is inevitable.

Please stop growing up …..[insert picture of 1 year old who really isn’t grown up].

I know someone who writes long thesis sized posts, airing her dirty laundry in public and lately she has been doing daily vlogs of vigils of her dying dog. It’s all a bit much.

The one I hate most is a picture of the most disgusting looking dinner - slop on a plate - from home or a restaurant with the caption "Lush". I would be embarrassed to serve that crap to my dog (if I had one).

“My whole world in one picture”.

🤮

I have this one person who 'loves my man so much, you work so hard for us' he does full time hours but okay 🙄.
She constantly aires her dirty laundry on Facebook too a bit along the lines of ' no one is there when I need them' blah blah followed by the hun group 'what's up hun?' 'I'll DM you hun'.

I hate need gone today. It drives me nuts. Also I know someone who posts a picture of every birthday/Xmas/valentines gift she gets from her partner and he always writes you deserve it sexy or something along those lines.

People being on any non travelling kind of "journey".

"Be kind" or asking what ever happened to it.

Any post that starts with "When you..."

Tagging yourself at a hospital then responding to concerned messages with "I'll DM you hun."

This thread is awesome!

For me, the absolute worst crime is when a “friend” checks in to a hospital and says nothing else, until they’ve got a few “worried” people enquire and the “friend” eventually updates to say “will PM you”. There’s no way in hell I’d EVER enquire, wish them well, anything. So clearly I’m not a “friend”, am I.

I also HATE Heavenly birthdays. I miss my deceased mum every minute of every day but she’s gone and I’d never be wishing her a happy birthday on Fb, as if it’s a heavenly portal to God himself.
Even more than this I cannot stand when relatives keep Fb accounts open for deceased relatives. I understand it’s incredibly raw and painful, especially initially, and closing Fb account isn’t the first thing to come to mind. Perfectly understandable. What I mean is the people who keep posting on the deceased person’s open Fb account YEARS later, saying what they’ve been up to or wishing them a nice heavenly birthday. That to me is in really bad taste. And yes I understand the pain of the loss exceptionally well, I still think this. ♥️

"Date night" underneath a picture of a friend and her partner having dinner.

It's just a bloody meal. We all need to eat!

On a page for parents referring to young people over 18:

'Mama Bear is happy' (that her young person has come home);

My 'baby' referring to a young person over 18

I always assume that's a reminder to family to buy a gift

People who post under those ridiculous posts that are like 'your 80s rockstar name is your first pet + the place you were born + your mother's maiden name' . Yes and and you've also just revealed a shit ton of personal info.

Vague job ads...usually for some mlm scammy type job and people reply with 'interested'...or even worse 'can i have more info plz hun' !!!
Also the morons who share all the 'we have 5 zillion Range Rovers to give away.. we cant sell them because of a tiny scratch'....some of family and friends share this shit.

I'ver still got my mum's Facebook, still send her messages, photos . Share photos and memories with family on Facebook . Her phone's been cancelled, she's dying in a care home with no idea who she is, who I am, let alone what Facebook is, but it helps me to talk about her and 'to her' . I can't bear to cancel her account, I can't even delete her phone number . It's the only way I can cope - I sign into her account sometimes and read her statuses and memories things and its like I can still hear her . I couldn't imagine deleting her account .

I didn't know about this until recently. I actually did refer to my husband as 'this one' when we were out with friends last summer. His name had temporarily escaped me 😳

'And so it begins...' 🤮

Oh God … don’t get me started 😂😂…

“Needs gone” 🤬

”I thought that the group would like this..”

Nom nom 🤢

Adding a relationship affiliation in a comment to make you look more special to the OP eg: “you look gorgeous sis/cuz/bestie (🤢)”

“Delete if not allowed (… or worse .. aloud🙄)” … just read the fucking rules or live dangerously and take a risk 🥴

That was cathartic.. I feel cleansed 😬🧘🏼‍♀️

Oh gosh, yes!

I've a friend whose FB is like an obituary column.

Every time someone vaguely famous dies they get in quick with a link to an article about their death and write "So sad. RIP ***".

They don't know them!

Crying 😂